By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 458
You deserved it 9 007

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Did it still turn you on?

Your name is "gleefan" and you have a girlfriend?


Did it still turn you on?

She recently started having French classes, meaning she isn't an expert. Perhaps she meant something else but it came out wrong.

Seems like a pretty straight forward statement, and I doubt you can *accidentally* say that lol.

#1 this fml turned me me on.  to the fact that fml can have dramatic stuff in it.

agreed with #6. she shouldn't be able to say that if she just started. you sure it wasn't something like, "je voudrais mange un pizza"?

This isn't an FML for two simple reasons: 1) You have a girlfriend, despite your weight 2) Said girlfriend still wants to dance the horizontal mambo with you So live it up, fat boy!

Oops- fat girl, I should say. This FML just got hotter...

OP is a chick right? That just turned me on.

Depends in how long she have studdied french, because they r a lots of differences between "je voudrais manger une pizza" and "tu devrais perdre du poids"

maybe she meant to say something like, "you have a fat dick"?

38... oh shit dam gays messing with my comments :(

@39 *steps out of the way for inevitable headshot*

well, obviously, since at the time he came.

At least she didn't say hamburger like in that other fml... :)

YDI for not making me a sammich

is the op a lesbian? HOTT!!!!!!

38, I believe shemales are chicks with dicks

and u came to that...

she shouldve said 'hamburger' (:

Lots of people get off on being humiliated. You're 1 of them. So what?

hamburger lol.

Wasn't there another "whispering turns me on" girl here? They should get together...

can i just point out that this FML was written by Gleegan116 and that he's a girl? I call on fake.

it's actually gleeFan not gleegan... perfectly reasonable name for a girl..

this FML says "my girlfriend" but then it says that the op was a girl. what's up with that?

It means she's a lesbian. Your thinking process. What's up with that?

Uhh 44, I'm pretty sure girls can come...

I think u need to study english. u said studdied along with many other grammar mistakes

# 45 You made me laugh so hard, I read that one too. And who says girls can't cum huh? Yes she is a girl and yes she can cum if she is turned on enough.

any one else fine it extremely erotic that it's two chick doing it? even if one of them is a BBw. still pretty hot

lol epic you got owned but it's still kinda sad

AGREE. It's funny though, thanks for making me lol...

b I t c h! you should learn another language and tell her something that she won't understand either (; she how she likes it,, XD

Your name is "gleefan" and you have a girlfriend?

The OP is a lesbian, her name says she's a woman.

i would date a guy who likes glee. that would turn me on.

unfortunately a guy who likes glee wouldn't date you cuz he'd be gay

the post said that she came. How!?!?

114-you must be new to the subject of sex

I thought Glee was like a super gay show? Wouldn't that make sense...? Is OP a guy? I didn't get that impression...

hahahahahahaha ydi for not checking google translator first

oh wait whoops i didnt notice shes the one that sed it so fyl

what girl would say she came? why didn't she say she had an orgassim?

#77... a lot of girls say that?

well either you should lose some weight or she meant to say something else but IRS most likely the second one.

I know IRS not even that big a deal anyway.

19, why do you have a picture of someone who isn't you posted?

Maybe he's the photographer and he's showing off his work. (:

I highly doubt that. But it's a possibility. :/

19, you tottaly showed up all the asshats with their abbs as their photos

leave the girl alone she obviously meant to type it's but missed the t and hit the r. and her phone capitalized it.

I swear this was posted before or something like it?!?