By gleefan116 - United States
  Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

This isn't an FML for two simple reasons:

1) You have a girlfriend, despite your weight
2) Said girlfriend still wants to dance the horizontal mambo with you

So live it up, fat boy!

  LuCanO  |  0

# 45 You made me laugh so hard, I read that one too.

And who says girls can't cum huh? Yes she is a girl and yes she can cum if she is turned on enough.