FML : Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing...

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 January 2015 20:00 / United States - Burlington

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By addisonrose12 | 16

#6169278 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

What's the big deal?

By Wolfparable | 22

#6169293 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:22

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

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By catmover | 7

#6169272 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:16

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By voluptuous | 8

#6169275 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:18

Is there something im missing...?

By Erto | 17

#6169277 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:19

I looked at the comments in search of an explanation and realised there were none

By addisonrose12 | 16

#6169278 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

What's the big deal?

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#6169288 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:21

From the way I understand it, supposedly some people smother peanut butter on their genitals, and have a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6169355 - Sunday 11 January 2015 10:05

I usually have peanut butter on toast for breakfast every morning. You may have just ruined my breakfast for at least the next week.

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#6169462 - Sunday 11 January 2015 14:16

I am terribly sorry if I ruined your meal, it was not the intended outcome.

IWishIWasObama | 12

#6169519 - Sunday 11 January 2015 14:58

#22 The Stig is coming around Gambon!

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6169580 - Sunday 11 January 2015 17:03

OOOOR… it's just funny give a dog a spoonful of peanut butter and watch him try to lick it off the roof of his mouth for an hour.

What's wrong with you people?

Awesomeaxel | 24

#6169601 - Sunday 11 January 2015 17:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By 604 | 11

#6169279 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Too soon bro! Too soon.

howard007 | 18

#6169318 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:33

Her fault for linking peanut butter an dogs into sexual pleasure. Maybe shes had experienced it in the past?

By touch_the_sky_77 | 22

#6169289 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:22

Hah, say you were actually just going to surprise her with a puppy and you needed to bring up the subject.

By princesspeachxox | 18

#6169291 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:22

Is she allergic or like extremely traumatised by dogs? I think this might need a follow up explanation :p

Wolfparable | 22

#6169296 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:24

Miss I think it was the combination of dog + peanut butter that gross old joke

princesspeachxox | 18

#6169300 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:27

Oh wow I never would have thought of that haha

seemo82 | 19

#6169845 - Sunday 11 January 2015 20:52

and may i ask...what was that old joke ??

By Wolfparable | 22

#6169293 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:22

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

duffy512pd | 9

#6169718 - Sunday 11 January 2015 19:27

What picture? Where?

By aclark2523 | 29

#6169294 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:23

Someone is obviously a cat person.

cheeeksss | 29

#6169429 - Sunday 11 January 2015 12:24

Or she just has a really dirty mind.

By hurley12 | 30

#6169304 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:28

I don't see why she reacted that way?

igive | 28

#6169328 - Sunday 11 January 2015 9:41

Then you don't have a dirty mind. Congrats!!

YupThatsMe1111 | 4

#6169622 - Sunday 11 January 2015 17:58

Some people associate peanut butter and dogs to the sick and gross thing about putting it all over your genitals and having it licked off for pleasure.

Bigfabthetruth52 | 22

#6169866 - Sunday 11 January 2015 21:15

that's not a normal association of dogs and peanutbutter where I'm from. not the first thing people usually mention when speaking of either of the two things. just saying