Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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Murphy_21
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Wow, Spock turns you on? Fail.
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rebboy_2008
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I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
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Murphy_21
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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dangkoopa
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Who is not turned on by Spock?
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gorbeast
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sounds like something my brother would do tbh
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kolboi18
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I know right?!
I know right?!
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flakes_fml
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lol! Spock blew your cock! fail!
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itachi5464
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wow ur smart
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MearaRocks
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Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie
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xMegan
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Star Trek IS oral sex. <3
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drcool41
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would he do it while giving u head?
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jtin13
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I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?
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astarwarsfan
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cock blocked by spock
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TheOS025
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ydi for watching star trek
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Brendan3693
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I must now do an imitation:
captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime
captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime
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Tora_Chan
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total agree. OP you fail.
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harrymcshabsstic
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agree
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GreatGeak
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oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D
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impatientsnake
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ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter
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Eggers
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says the twelve-year-old
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maz_irken
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and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!
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KlaLynn
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That's okay, Spock turns me on too!
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FoxyVixen
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...maybe it is your brother? o.O
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Kirlyfoo
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488- let me start with fuck u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /
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mishaparis
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Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?
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TheLefty
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Doesn't matter. Got head.
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rocketpopper1030
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But that's AWESOME. (:
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Alvarortor
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But...it's only logical
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ZombieSazza
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But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !
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rebboy_2008
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I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
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awesomechick618
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lolszz agreed
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firemanrob
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haha winnn
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nathanf101
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fail
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G3K0
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Lmao
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TheCaterpiller
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Live long and prosper
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millycent
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Why are you watching anything other than porn while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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yehr
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cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.
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alliede88
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PerditaDessa
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Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.
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LittleMissMack
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Hmm Epic Fail. Are you a bit homosexual? I mean it doesn't matter to me, but it might matter to your chica.
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FriesWithASideOf
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A little to fat to be a wannabe emo.
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theOriginalBAM
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LOL!!!!!!
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TheBrianWing
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4, fail
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jramos0070
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you're a douche
you're a douche
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Pocahontas22_fml
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I definitly agree jramos^
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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But...4s a mean homophobe
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callieo12
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Ur an asshole i mean really. U have no idea how much comments like that hurt wait till u get one
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mf_fml
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HAHAHAHA, YESSSSSS!
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5lug
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HAHAHA!!!!! no.
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Baglesbites
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HAHAHAHA maybe
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aricTB
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HAHAHAHAHA probably
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SeetaBeeta
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HAHAHAHA most likely
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wackieboy
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HAHAHAHAHA! I doubt it
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ona16
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HAHAHAHA um
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BakNBitz
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HAHAHAHAHAHA probable but not likely
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chunkymunky666
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HAHAHAHAHA... wait, what?
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SchiTzenGiglez
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HAHAHAHAHA utter failure
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nickdunbar
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C-C-COMBO BREACKER
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rebekahah
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you misspelled 'breaker'
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mishaparis
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Combo beaker. Meep meep.
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generalasskicker
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I was thinking the same thing I lmao literally
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Takayama
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lol! so, u like pointed ears huh! hahaha
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AngryCanadian
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Doesn't matter, had sex!
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PTERONOPHOBIA
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LOL THATS SO GOOD
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YDIomg
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This FML should be more like this:
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML
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NurseJonathan
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"Captain, may I suggest, a Vulcan mind probe." - Spock
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KenMcGormick
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AH AH AH!!! SPOCK... !!! yea to #4 and #6... TS is officially an alien-loving homophilia
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tehhotness
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Bwahaahahah, thats awesome. At least you didnt call her Worf
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shantoyamuchluv
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Gives a whole new meaning to "the final frontier" huh
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crazycornn
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win