FML : Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

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By Murphy_21 | 0

#28207 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:03

Wow, Spock turns you on? Fail.

By rebboy_2008 | 0

#28211 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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By Murphy_21 | 0

#28207 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dangkoopa | 0

#923107 - Sunday 7 March 2010 23:56

Who is not turned on by Spock?

gorbeast | 0

#947261 - Sunday 14 March 2010 21:38

sounds like something my brother would do tbh

kolboi18 | 0

#954993 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:44

409

I know right?!

flakes_fml | 0

#975404 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 2:05

lol! Spock blew your cock! fail!

itachi5464 | 0

#982451 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 10:22

wow ur smart

MearaRocks | 0

#982590 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 19:17

Your life must be quite amazing that you have got a girlfriend while bring a trekkie

xMegan | 0

#1028682 - Saturday 12 June 2010 18:16

Star Trek IS oral sex. <3

drcool41 | 0

#1028718 - Saturday 12 June 2010 20:01

would he do it while giving u head?

jtin13 | 0

#1032411 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:58

I guess you have a Vulcan fetish?

astarwarsfan | 0

#1079036 - Sunday 11 July 2010 15:34

cock blocked by spock

TheOS025 | 0

#1145649 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:43

ydi for watching star trek

Brendan3693 | 0

#1306812 - Friday 27 August 2010 6:15

I must now do an imitation:

captain, we are now warp jumping into the breakup sector, planet awkward, quadrent iscrewedupbigtime

Tora_Chan | 0

#1317854 - Sunday 29 August 2010 17:10

total agree. OP you fail.

harrymcshabsstic | 0

#1587534 - Friday 22 October 2010 22:22

agree

GreatGeak | 8

#1722146 - Friday 19 November 2010 8:18

oh gosh...these comments are funnier than the original post. :D

impatientsnake | 4

#2210460 - Sunday 20 March 2011 9:23

ppl say weird shit during sex really doesnt matter

Eggers | 2

#2376150 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:53

says the twelve-year-old

maz_irken | 6

#2595985 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:37

and how were you watching TV while she was doing that?!

KlaLynn | 3

#2734148 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:32

That's okay, Spock turns me on too!

FoxyVixen | 4

#2977114 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:30

...maybe it is your brother? o.O

Kirlyfoo | 9

#3749908 - Sunday 18 December 2011 18:02

488- let me start with fuck u and if u read his bio he's 21, it could be a lie but ill go with the latter, cause i dont like u : /

mishaparis | 7

#3795338 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:28

Isn't latter the second one? ie "a lie"?

TheLefty | 1

#3896966 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:07

Doesn't matter. Got head.

rocketpopper1030 | 11

#4629566 - Friday 29 June 2012 9:42

But that's AWESOME. (:

Alvarortor | 14

#5851329 - Friday 7 February 2014 20:34

But...it's only logical

ZombieSazza | 34

#6217870 - Sunday 1 March 2015 13:22

But... Spock is awesome! Especially during Pon Farr !

By rebboy_2008 | 0

#28211 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

awesomechick618 | 0

#985103 - Monday 26 April 2010 11:24

lolszz agreed

firemanrob | 0

#1778282 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 11:53

haha winnn

nathanf101 | 0

#2283648 - Sunday 3 April 2011 2:32

fail

G3K0 | 7

#4620302 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:47

Lmao

TheCaterpiller | 6

#4659519 - Saturday 7 July 2012 9:31

Live long and prosper

By millycent | 0

#28212 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than porn while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

yehr | 0

#696371 - Monday 30 November 2009 10:40

cause sometimes it's just casual right where you are, playing around.

alliede88 | 0

#2102516 - Sunday 20 February 2011 4:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

PerditaDessa | 38

#6054677 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 11:52

Just because a girl is up to please while the tv is on doesn't mean she has low self esteem. Personally, I like Star Trek and would make that situation a joke for the length of the relationship.

By LittleMissMack | 0

#28213 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:07

Hmm Epic Fail. Are you a bit homosexual? I mean it doesn't matter to me, but it might matter to your chica.

FriesWithASideOf | 0

#1028122 - Friday 11 June 2010 20:29

A little to fat to be a wannabe emo.

theOriginalBAM | 0

#1070551 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 10:11

LOL!!!!!!

TheBrianWing | 0

#1112516 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 7:36

4, fail

jramos0070 | 0

#1249972 - Monday 16 August 2010 4:49

435

you're a douche

Pocahontas22_fml | 0

#1730028 - Sunday 21 November 2010 8:26

I definitly agree jramos^

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2762281 - Sunday 26 June 2011 9:59

But...4s a mean homophobe

callieo12 | 0

#3425055 - Thursday 13 October 2011 5:49

Ur an asshole i mean really. U have no idea how much comments like that hurt wait till u get one

By mf_fml | 0

#28218 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:15

HAHAHAHA, YESSSSSS!

5lug | 0

#948986 - Monday 15 March 2010 7:42

HAHAHA!!!!! no.

Baglesbites | 0

#976732 - Friday 9 April 2010 6:27

HAHAHAHA maybe

aricTB | 0

#984733 - Sunday 25 April 2010 18:57

HAHAHAHAHA probably

SeetaBeeta | 0

#1024286 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 23:28

HAHAHAHA most likely
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wackieboy | 0

#1039332 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:37

HAHAHAHAHA! I doubt it

ona16 | 22

#1117843 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:27

HAHAHAHA um

BakNBitz | 0

#1161395 - Friday 30 July 2010 9:15

HAHAHAHAHAHA probable but not likely

chunkymunky666 | 0

#2039787 - Thursday 3 February 2011 3:48

HAHAHAHAHA... wait, what?

SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2159127 - Monday 7 March 2011 16:54

HAHAHAHAHA utter failure

nickdunbar | 8

#2524876 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:57

C-C-COMBO BREACKER

rebekahah | 7

#2661502 - Saturday 11 June 2011 16:58

you misspelled 'breaker'

mishaparis | 7

#3795345 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:30

Combo beaker. Meep meep.

generalasskicker | 12

#4412145 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:30

I was thinking the same thing I lmao literally

By Takayama | 0

#28219 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:16

lol! so, u like pointed ears huh! hahaha

AngryCanadian | 0

#2988995 - Thursday 28 July 2011 21:30

Doesn't matter, had sex!

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#28220 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:17

LOL THATS SO GOOD

YDIomg | 9

#4130463 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:23

This FML should be more like this:

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head, when he called me Spock. FML

NurseJonathan | 9

#5443852 - Thursday 11 April 2013 7:36

"Captain, may I suggest, a Vulcan mind probe." - Spock

By KenMcGormick | 0

#28226 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:23

AH AH AH!!! SPOCK... !!! yea to #4 and #6... TS is officially an alien-loving homophilia

By tehhotness | 0

#28229 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:28

Bwahaahahah, thats awesome. At least you didnt call her Worf

By shantoyamuchluv | 0

#28239 - Thursday 12 March 2009 16:41

Gives a whole new meaning to "the final frontier" huh

crazycornn | 0

#863481 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:33

win

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