Um, how old is your gf?

First thing I thought.

Worried me, too. Unless she was completely sheltered before they met, and he managed to get her to blow him, but forgot to mention the happy ending.

I don't blame her... That's millions of potential children she's about to swallow and destroy.. Even Dr Strange couldn't handle that!

If she’s not, you’re not doing it right!

Why are you getting blowjobs from 8-years-olds?

... how old are you? How old is she? Was she a virgin? Or was it more she doesn't like the taste, or she's afraid of getting it in her hair/eyes?

What was she thinking was gonna come out?

Son, If you have to make airplane noises to get it in she is TOO YOUNG.

This is brilliant.

Is she like 9 years old or Amish?