By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
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LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

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...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

I let her pick the song, pretend I love the song, and then never ever listen to it again.

#118 me and my girl agreed on a song. no fights about having a song

only reason I'm threadjackin is because I want to know, WHO THE FUCK IS LILLY ALLEN? I've heard of ray Allen but not lily Allen

it's because she loves you, but theres just one thing thats getting in the way, she thinks you're really mean, and you never make her scream

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

#2s right she wanted some thing romanic

This is why you don't let your song be decided by FM radio. :D

Then get a new one.

That was a dumb idea in the first place.

hahahahahhahhahhaha thats hilarious!!

Haha but you guys could of just laughed it off and picked a new one........not a big deal......

Are you dating Taylor Swift by any chance?

our song is the slam of screen doors...

NONONO! it's: our song is a slamming screen door. (I hate Taylor btw)

#132 if you hate Taylor Swift, then why'd you even bother correcting him/her?

i'd say that idea was a little premature... .... romantic though ((eyeroll))