Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:52 / United Kingdom
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  niinjablast  |  0

NONONO! it's: our song is a slamming screen door. (I hate Taylor btw)

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