By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
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To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!


To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

perdix 29

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway got that line often?

challan 19

My first thought was that they were the cock rings that go around your cock and balls that I've seen in movies. (watched purely for scientific purposes of course) I agree with P... That statement is a sign of things getting stale in the bedroom, but on a positive note, it means she loves you a lot, OP. Note to Op's girlfriend... The laughing probably didn't help the size. I can picture him shrinking with every giggle.

perdix 29

#37, yes, it usually comes soon after I finish paying off their car notes. Weird, huh?

Boredom in the bedroom doesn't always equate to boredom in a relationship.

@39 maybe she just didn't give him enough to get excited about, so they didn't fit :)

Honestly, my boyfriend and i have an amazing sex life without any toys or gadgets, but we still like to try out new things and play around with new toys. It is in no way a sign of our sex life getting stale. Not to say that this can't be the case here, just saying it isn't necessarily that.

Yes... Scientific purposes...

If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it

football98_fml 20

time for plastic surgery??

If you consider spending thousands on plastic surgery just for your penis size, you should reevaluate your life decisions and goals.

On your dick? Nah. Tying a 5 pound weight is waaaaaay better.

#13, that, or you're really rich and you want a huge one

Nah just do what Peter Griffin did. A car, rope, and a driver.

challan 19

Not all of us want a huge cock to play with, just like all men don't want double D's.

Before I get buried, I was being sarcastic.

Right, and woman who want bigger breasts? Shouldn't that be judged the same then?

Well it's for the better, not like he's doing it to go please other women :)

If it boosts his self confidence why not? Money is just a made up thing anyway.

#3 You're an ass!

Well hopefully at least you guys had fun trying something new. Chin up, OP :)

At least something would be up!

its not the size that matters it how you work it

She liked it and wanted to put a ring on it!

Actually its both. Just saying.


It isn't the size of the fish, but the motion in the ocean that matters

So I get thumbed down for saying that? Is it not better to be big and skilled then puny and skilled? Really people use your heads.

@104, not necessarily, it all depends on what the girlfriend wants or finds best.

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

its takes a long time to get to England in a row boat

You and #5 keep on telling yourselves that if it makes you feel better ;o)

monnanon 13

i agree thqt size does matter but not in the way people think. women are all differebt sizes inside so the secret to good sex is finding someone that fits you

I believe it more angle and curve to get the right spot but I agree small won't work for everyone

If a girl complains about size, it's probably due to her cavernous vagina.

Weiner down a hallway situation

mickybay 16

#9 yeah but you don't want to be like the Titanic and crash half way through.

I totally agree with it being about finding someone that fits you. With a very tight vagina that has an easy to access g spot, size doesn't matter at all. In fact bigger is a bit harder to deal with because you have to ease into it more.

tj5810 21

It's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the boat can stay in the port long enough for all the passengers to get off. ;)

This FML seems half cocked and yet has a little ring of truth about it. I guess you're not exactly The Lord of the Rings, OP. Remember, it's never the size of the meat but the skill of the motion that wins the brass ring of glory!! Make do and chive on OP chive on!!!

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

so many puns... not sure which one to laugh at

Might as well just go in chronological order, 57

She was a "little" upset!

Don't worry OP. It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I know it's a cliche but it's true. If a guy with four inches knows your body, preferences, etc. better then the guy with a dick twice his size, you'll end up going with the smaller one.

It's true. Same with boob sizes. We can't change it! We gotta play the hand we are dealt.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Though op's problem isn't length and more a girth issue, but the point still holds. Heck I've known a guy who physically could not penetrate a girl he was so small, but didn't stop him rocking it in bed. Hands, mouth, toys, non penetrative contact... All can rock a girls world if you know what to do and her preferences. Most girls don't get off on penetration alone anyways.

Take what god gave ya

friedpwnadge 25

Well at least his wedding ring fits right.