Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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ndnpride88
| 25
Man that's disgusting
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Like a ninja
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Like a ninja
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Lanceeden
| 12
Ninjas can do whatever the hell they want.
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fanceh
| 10
This girl that sat in front of me in health class took out her used pad once IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. Whenever I see her, all I think about is the pad. :/
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crazychick1269
| 7
umm ninjas are fuckin AWSOME you're just jealous u can't c them^_^
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gunmania0
| 12
If you loved her you wouldn't care! XD
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
That's fucked. Go to the bathroom damnit.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Hey, hey, hey! Don't blame her, guys; she just likes to have fresh vagina 24/7.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
Bloody Tampon Ninja?
-Google it.
-Google it.
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futtbuck101
| 1
Bitches be crazy
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yankfan89
| 27
Like a nasty ninja
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Brice28_fml
| 10
Like a boss
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Alexisthebestest
| 16
I'm trying to figure out how the popcorn came into play, but something's telling me I don't wanna know...
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bananagurl17
| 0
I'd dump her right then and there
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
She must have had Ninja Pro or Ghost Pro to be not noticed and some Slight of Hands to change it really fast
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stacianichole
| 2
Hands + bleedy vag pad - soap/water = contamination.
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Dixie19
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139-it's because she touched her used pad and then was still sticking her nasty hands in the popcorn bag.
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bbgirlXD
| 6
And you're still dating her nasty ass because?
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GwarKitty
| 5
Bitch must be from Frankston.
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jessesgirl14
| 16
139--Probably because she changed her nasty pad, didn't wash or sanitize her hands, then dug into the popcorn...
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Alexisthebestest
| 16
You're probably right. Although I would think OP would have fought her off the popcorn after witnessing that.
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GeorgeForPm
| 5
LOL Probably a bogan too.
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Poetaster
| 10
She is a charter member of the scarlet ninja society ... They use the economic family pack of full body pads.
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brettlovesgirls
| 4
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See ya next month.
See ya next month.
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boner_till_icoll
| 0
135 - i was totally gonna say that .FML
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ducttapewallet
| 7
Did she accidentally put the pad in the popcorn first? Or are you just a wuss? What did you sit and watch her the while time anyways? So many questions, so little time.
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FckYoCOUCH
| 6
I can't even scratch my ass in a movie theater without someone noticing. How the fuck did she manage to change her pad?
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queenb1621
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286 I know right...
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Discombobulated9
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That's disgusting! You can garentee that won't be the last time she does something like that in a public place.
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ntherewas1
| 11
Yeah. Or at least before. But I do know some people who, since have paid or their ticket, will stay for the whole thing, damnit!!! I guess that she was a little extreme, but it also reflects I think on their relationship. Way way too settled in the comfort zone.
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bonnie789
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Haha frankston
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LiveRS
| 7
this is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard..
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xphoebex
| 5
Bah Frankston , yeah probably :P
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PokeTrainer97
| 0
Haha I was gonna say that too.
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tjv3
| 10
oh that is just sickening and gross. I just threw up a lil in my mouth
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hinchkongfang
| 0
She just put the used pad in her purse??? It would be like an abattoir in there, that smells like a fish market!! Your missus is filthy mate!!
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MyScrewedUpLifeS
| 0
she's got skills... but no class
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theybebitchin
| 4
honestly i dont know why u got thumbed down. Honestly if my gf did that I WOULD dump her thats fucking disgusting to an extreme. Not that fucking difficult to go to the bathroom! Thats just disgusting, fyl OP,
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uhhRawr
| 7
Lol the first comment has 420 like at the time I saw it.. Sorrry if makes ppl made if I said that but I'm random so live with it :P
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kaitlin_s
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I just cried from laughing so hard...
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Pandaloverr
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What a pick ..
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ndnpride88
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Man that's disgusting
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woosah
| 16
I don't think I've ever heard of anything this gross before...she didn't feel the need to go to the bathroom like every other regular person in the world?
She's gross
She's gross
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rlet
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That is so disgusting how can u look at her now!!!
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DeviousAngel
| 13
That's absolutely nasty, who does that?
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fthislyfe
| 22
And was it such an emergency that she couldn't wait till the end of the friggin movie to change it in the bathroom like a normal human being?
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TrimKibbles
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You know they normally have toilets in cinemas...
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myoukei
| 31
why would anyone do something like that?
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Michael_Kelso
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I woulda left her right there. It's not just disgusting, unhygienic, and probably illegal, it's obviously awkward for others and sucks for whomever sits in that seat next. Hope you like tappin' that op because that is some nasty fucking shit.
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Dalliance
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TMI alert: I've had to change a pad while in a car on a long road trip with no bathroom or rest area around for miles. If you do it properly, and use wet wipes and sanitizer on your hands afterward, AND thoroughly wrap up the used pad in layers of paper towel and stuff it in the new pad's plastic wrapper, it's really not that gross. What are you supposed to do, let the blood seep through your pants?
I hope that in saying the OP's girlfriend is "disgusting" and that he should dump her, you guys are really commenting not on her actions, but on the context. Her actions, in the right context, aren't gross. But doing what she did in a crowded public place with a bathroom nearby IS gross.
I hope that in saying the OP's girlfriend is "disgusting" and that he should dump her, you guys are really commenting not on her actions, but on the context. Her actions, in the right context, aren't gross. But doing what she did in a crowded public place with a bathroom nearby IS gross.
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docscientist
| 9
Damn, how good was the movie?
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Random_Person88
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Has she ever heard of a bathroom? Did she know that movie theaters have them?
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crush451
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that's exactly what i was thinking...must have been amazing to refuse to leave
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brettlovesgirls
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I like poop
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ducttapewallet
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Shut up you dumb faggotwhorebitchshit. You'll never be as good as the father of god. You're not even close to worthy of that picture.
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hercs95
| 0
That is so HOT!!!
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bharted85
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I really hope you held your breath
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SoBlind
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The difference of course is that you dud this because there was no other option. She did this because she didn't want to miss the movie? OP's gf is nasty... there is no reasonable explanation for her actions.
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TinyLittleSilver
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Yeah, the difference is definitely that you had no choice as to where you could change. This girl only had to leave for a couple of minutes to a better and more convenient environment than a movie theatre. I feel so sorry for the boyfriend in this instance.
Even just out of respect, one shouldn't change a their bloody pad in a movie theatre...or anywhere in a public space that isn't a bathroom. It's just nasty.
I refuse to change my sanitary items in front of my boyfriend...ANYWHERE. Why? Because it's gross enough to have to face it as a girl, but no one should have to see it. It's a toilet thing! Might as well let everyone watch you going to the toilet if you want to change pads in public. :/
Even just out of respect, one shouldn't change a their bloody pad in a movie theatre...or anywhere in a public space that isn't a bathroom. It's just nasty.
I refuse to change my sanitary items in front of my boyfriend...ANYWHERE. Why? Because it's gross enough to have to face it as a girl, but no one should have to see it. It's a toilet thing! Might as well let everyone watch you going to the toilet if you want to change pads in public. :/
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emyonline
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I like this comment...
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FML_a_Must
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Just so you know Miss I'm I proud I-ranian, you are not part of the middle east since your people would rather isolate themselves by thinking they own the Gulf. Congrats on your failure ;)
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PoeSlayer
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406 - and that's relevant how?
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xeldawyn
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406- completely irrelevant. I'm sure you were just trying to gather attention and possible thumbs up, but instead you came out looking like an immature dick. Gtfo
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sara_saturday
| 5
foul bachelorette frog strikes again
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alex1432
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No 132, it's still pretty fucking gross
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niicolle92
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In a car on a road trip..no toilets I get that, but in a cinema the toilets usually are not that far away it's disgusting and just plain lazy!
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Crystal55621
| 19
Oh, gross.
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aguin8
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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juliahockey
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That's disgusting. Even more so in public. Dump her ass, OP
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SexyHindu
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(3) BOOOOO bad comment alert
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hilary56
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Eww not a keeper, she didn't even have enough class to just go to the restroom
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aruam365
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Agreed. Any woman/girl old enough to be having menstrual cycles should be old enough to know what is unhygienic and also, what is socially unacceptable behavior.
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thisisafunnyname
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maybe she was... she probably... never mind theres no excuse or explanatiob for that. thats just...eww
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TheDarkCynder
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Did you guys hear that whooshing noise? That was 3's sarcasm going right over your heads.
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NoobHat
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I do believe I would start carrying a gallon of 'Germ-X' around her.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
And spray her with it...
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Daralea
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I do believe I would start carrying a new girlfriend around her.
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ShakeMeDown
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^WIN
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CrizzyCream
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Wat the hell does OP mean.?
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ShakeMeDown
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Optimus Prime.
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raphanne_fml
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Olympic Prick.
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fatgirllovesfml
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Oral Penetration
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yoursucklives
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orange penis
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Ricky23J
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*facepalm*
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rcloca
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Ok panda
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SimpleMinds_fml
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Optimal pubage.
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ThatGenericGuy
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Overrated porcupine
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peptidoglycan
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She is definitely disgusting!!!! Ugh I can't believe you didn't dump her!
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cheefer
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That's worth of a public lashing
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giggleprincess
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The question here is what else has she done without anyone noticing O.o
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bevsta
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More like pubic lashing
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justanotherbird
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All I could think upon reading this was literally, "What the fuck." I am at a loss for words! What is wrong with her?! I would have said "Are you serious? There's this thing called....a bathroom!"
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All_Blacks
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In his case i believe they call it a lou
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lol_ironic_life
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Totally agree with you #7! If I was a guy and my girlfriend did that I would tell her to go to the bathroom or gtfo! LoL
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laxho5
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This has blown my mind because I would never even think to do something like this. What a wonderful world we live in..
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Don't be silly! If she went to the bathroom she'd miss something in the film. Much better to just change it right there, obviously.
Seriously though, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard! That would literally never have even occurred to me.
Also... I don't get how the hell she managed it. Or why she couldn't just wait 'til the end of the movie...
Seriously though, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard! That would literally never have even occurred to me.
Also... I don't get how the hell she managed it. Or why she couldn't just wait 'til the end of the movie...
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sighawkward
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Loo!
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habibiiiiiii
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She's making girls look bad ! There r bathrooms!
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stacianichole
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And she put it in her PURSE?!
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picklezz123
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Where else
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SexyHindu
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Stick it to the bottom on the seat...
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Okayitwasme
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I could only imagine where she would have put it if not there. I wouldn't let her have any popcorn!
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jessthebest3
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Pads come with a little cover thing, prevents smell and grossness. But thats still gross
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star111
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Some chick a year younger than me in middle school used to carry her used "items" in her purse instead of throwing them in the trash...it was disgusting.
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corrinaswan
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338- maybe she was embarrassed so she waited until she got home.
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shortyife
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463-embarrassed?! enuf to put it in her purse but not to go to the bathroom to change it discreetly? that doesnt make any sense. she's just plain disgusting, and op maybe has some kind of confidence issues cause no man I date would stick w me if I tried pulling a stunt like that! ugh!
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touchesthelight
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OMG, I almost pissed myself laughing! It does have those sticky tabs, so it wouldn't be that hard to do so, but the smell...EWWW!
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mea_iloveskiing
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If I were OP, I think I would cry
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Malkria
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I felt like throwing up
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ThatLooksSticky
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...in her purse.
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Iffyy
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When I was little I got really sick during a movie and threw up in my mum's purse...random fact.
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bluebeau7
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At least she didn't ask you to hold her purse..?
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SanDiegoGirl111
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Or her hand! *shudder*
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JinxosGirl87
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Next she'll be telling OP to get her ringing phone from the purse.
Don't worry, that wet substance is just blood from her vagina.
Don't worry, that wet substance is just blood from her vagina.
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koreanlisa
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gross...wtf???