By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
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Deezknutz 8
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How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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Deezknutz 8
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How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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KasiaLilith 13
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#1 I assume through the window

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jamiejones10 8
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Or it escaped from the tub

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UrYousername 15
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By using its wings.

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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LowExpectations 30
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I think the bird is just ducking nuts.

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Jaaared_ 15
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66, is your autocorrect on?

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annihil8or 15
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72, is your sense of humor on?

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TorturedXeno 27

Wat

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killuhand 12
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said the duck

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Codezlol 21
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Then what did the fox say?

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packrat 26
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#26: "Thanks for dinner!"

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speakersboom 19
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paranormal quacktivity...

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Kazze 31
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The duck was just trying to find a lemonade stand.

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Blizztastic21 17
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Duck flying into the house..still better paranormal activity than the movies.

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Gingerette 8
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I would say the girlfriend was trying to make a pun, but it's really loosely related, if she was..

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lzmo 20
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Wait, what?

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killuhand 12
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..said the duck

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zandalee 19
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Then what did the fox say...?

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Rainhawk94 27
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Shut the front door

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UrYousername 15
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Paranormal activity isn't all that it's quacked up to be.

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justtheotherguy 12
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Doesn't that make you feel like a ghost ?

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KasiaLilith 13
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if it was a rubber ducky, I'd be suspicious too!

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iAlissa 34
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rubber ducks have the ability to shit.

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jamiejones10 8
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They let out tiny bubbles every now and then

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TheAbstract 15
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Wouldn't that be passing gas then?

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jamiejones10 8
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Yes it would

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ajh557 22
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You've got to be ducking kidding me, that is a quacktasticly strange explanation

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iAlissa 34
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You tried

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BMTHsuperfan 18
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It was a good pun up until "quacktasticly"

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autotuneyoureyes 2
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by definition that is in fact. paranormal. "beyond the rage of normal" activity. yeah...she is sort of right and you're sort of being a jackass.

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EmmaMK 35
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Lunch does not get much fresher than that!

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RedPillSucks 31
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I like my lunch not to be still shitting when I'm trying to eat it.

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