By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.

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Jackey 29
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Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.

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Nhayaa 21

Always build a relationship with an agreement : one night stand with a celebrity (depends on who it is though...) is not cheating. It's a one life opportunity. 🙄😎

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Who said it was a celebrity? And people who have one of those pacts don't usually follow through with them, mostly because they'd never normally get the chance, but also because some people understand commitment. This girl was just a tramp, who was hopefully dumped by OP, before he burned all her stuff, and she was left riddled with STDs.

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Jackey 29
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Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃

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julfunky 29

It could be. He wasn’t invited though, so this wouldn’t be a three way. At least not with him involved.

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Chen Zhibang 8
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I hope she gets him an autograph when she comes back

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lowshadows 21
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are they still your favorite band?

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RichardPencil 30
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Hey, maybe you can become a roadie for the band as long as you bring her along for the band’s pleasure.

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ultra-hung politics 🌸 3
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She should have just said “only if my boyfriend can come as well 😏” everyone wins

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EmDizzle2007 28

damn, dawg... that's some world class disrespect.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Well was he on her top 5 list? Because if that's the case those don't count lol No but on the real I hope this is a famous band and not some band that only plays at holes in the walls else that must really hurt haha

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Ella_fml 17
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Most people don't have lists of other people they'd do if they're in an exclusive relationship. If you do, you're probably not committed to one person, and either break up or yeah, have an agreement to have an open relationship (which, it seems the OP didn't have.)

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Chen Zhibang 8
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It's your ex favorite band now...

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tounces7 27

Clearly your relationship wasn't meant to last if she was willing to drop it just like that.

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