Today, my girlfriend told me I didn't make enough noise during sex. Then when we had sex again, I made the noises she wanted. She then broke up with me because apparently, when I came, I screamed like a girl. FML
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RichardPencil
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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win.
One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, fucking piece of shit.” She dumped me.
What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?
One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, fucking piece of shit.” She dumped me.
What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?
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Helmut Arias Rodriguez
| 18
Who doesn’t?
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griddy24
| 11
Yah what is that with guys who are totally silent during sex? I hear this from other women too so I know it’s not cause I suck at sex. It’s so boring and unrewarding to fuck someone who doesn’t signal any pleasure at all.
One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, fucking piece of shit.” She dumped me.
What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?