By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 16:00

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Today, my girlfriend told me I didn't make enough noise during sex. Then when we had sex again, I made the noises she wanted. She then broke up with me because apparently, when I came, I screamed like a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 380
You deserved it 419

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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win. One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, fucking piece of shit.” She dumped me. What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?

Yah what is that with guys who are totally silent during sex? I hear this from other women too so I know it’s not cause I suck at sex. It’s so boring and unrewarding to fuck someone who doesn’t signal any pleasure at all.

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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win. One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, fucking piece of shit.” She dumped me. What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Who doesn’t?

Yah what is that with guys who are totally silent during sex? I hear this from other women too so I know it’s not cause I suck at sex. It’s so boring and unrewarding to fuck someone who doesn’t signal any pleasure at all.