By Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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  Choose_Wisely  |  5

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!"

  Sebastian_NG  |  17

dump her ass off.... seriously i hate those kind of people who just try desperately to be mainstream, at least where you come form OP it's rare and disgusting to see such people, where I come from you kinda have to deal with it and I'm not kidding here around 80% teenagers are exactly the kind of people your girlfriend is, to the point that we even have a word for that kind of people (noveleros), probably the reason I've been single for a year now is because I can't stand those people and like I said most of the people here are like that, it is an epic act just to find someone who's different than most of them, set aside dating them

  primadonna9396  |  16

33, nice sentiment, but I hope you're not stupid enough to believe that music or a hat defines your fucking existence. Of course, if OP/his gf are not 15 or under they kind of sound like people who should be fed to a wood chipper anyway.

  ikickgingers  |  15

Great advice. :/ Hopefully this is a kid though... Sometimes you have to falter a bit to find out who you are. That process can be life long. Don't be so hard on her... She's a bit confused and looking for acceptance in all the wrong ways.

If that doesn't work I stocked the blue pedo van with snickers. I need a new wing man for pick ups. Just saying.

  Cmdr_Shepard  |  17

I can sympathize with being confused about your identity. But you should never been forcing your "new" identity on someone else. It's just not healthy.

Also, ginger, you're doing it wrong. The van is supposed to be white and you're supposed to stock the van with skittles and chloroform. Lrn2pedo

  Jammy01jams  |  2

Nothin to do here! :S

  Jaxx66  |  21

She should be able to dress how she wants. You don't have a right to ALLOW her. So Elton John, stevie nicks or even a monkey, let her. Obviously she is just trying new things.

  emogirlz  |  8

Whats wrong with Emo people u do kno it's shot for emotional not cutting it just someone who choose to dress different and there more emotional then people so get it right!

  ohmandapants  |  16

So you emos are very emotional I see...apparently, you don't know how to spell either.
I'm an extremely emotional person, and I don't call myself emo. I've gone through a major depression and never called myself emo. I think the way you guys dress and act is annoying, and you all try too fucking hard to be so different from "normal" people that you guys didn't realize that you all ended up being the fucking same.


Emo people choose to dress differently because they don't want to be like the snotty preppy people. Who cares what they call themselves it's who they are. If they are happy who are you to judge them?

By  perdix  |  29

She sounds like fun! With her, every day is Halloween.

It's going to be funny when she crosses up her personas (personae?), "I'm so depressed, pass the ganja, mon!"

  perdix  |  29

Next stop: Geek chic.

I'll lend you my glasses with the thick black plastic frames and my slide rule for the few days you will be pretending to be dorks.

Don't worry for me -- I have a back-up slide rule for such emergencies.