By FootinMouth - 18/7/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville
  Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
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  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

2 - It was a trap of the most sinister kind,
One that could confuse OP's weak mind!
The only good side that I can see—
Oh wait, there is none. FYL, OP!
At least she didn't threaten you with a cleaver
And tried to make you play Justin Beiber!
One day, you'll have a chance to surpass
This performance that made you sound like an ass.
Until then, enjoy the rhymes of this poem.
Too early to think, so poem rhymes with poem.

Thank you :)