Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
2 - It was a trap of the most sinister kind,
One that could confuse OP's weak mind!
The only good side that I can see—
Oh wait, there is none. FYL, OP!
At least she didn't threaten you with a cleaver
And tried to make you play Justin Beiber!
One day, you'll have a chance to surpass
This performance that made you sound like an ass.
Until then, enjoy the rhymes of this poem.
Too early to think, so poem rhymes with poem.