First!

First! To say no one cares.

It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.

Your girlfriend can read celtic runes? You should be doing everything you can to keep her, just saying.

so true

Humancentipad!

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Before I make any important decisions I always consult my alphabet soup.

At least she didn't consult her cootie-catcher... Remember those?

I like to check my magic 8 balls.

They say religion is not important in a relationship, but honestly I wouldn't wanna have my girlfriend/wife wishing to horoscopes in hopes to have a good future.

My alphabet soup said "hesvmhdfdsq"

Must be an omen - they just say "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Oh wait, those are Cheerios.

(Thanks to Family Guy for that) :D

Lololol. I would just cast a silencing spell on her. Pffff.

I used to consult my Celtic runes, then I took an arrow to the knee

Aww... I hope it will go well!

There's no way that could end well.

Goes well for me

No it doesn't.

they're usually pretty reliable.

fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"

I know this is a joke, but as I'm familiar with Celtic runes and how to cast and read them:
*facepalm* they aren't a magic horny pen, they're symbols that have general meanings that need to be interpreted. They're like tarot (kinda).
Sheesh! Look up a little background before you speak

I know this is a joke, but since I desperately need to show off I will post a boring lecture comment anyway.

Lololol, win ^^

78- you think we care?

78- this is not a stupid-ass encyclopedia. Generally, people on FML aren't going to want to read a long summary of pointless information that pertains to nothing relevant!!

If they're commonly called Celtic runes then it's acceptable to call them that. English words come from Latin roots. Religions stole from each other by just changing the names of things.
Case point: Zeus and Jupiter

#119, you can watch the video "The History of English in 10 minutes" on Youtube, it's quite funny!
(All credits go to Savra).

Zeus and Jupiter were the same god renamed. They were recognised as such. One of the best ways to replace a religion, according to Alexander the Great, is to find a local god with similar powers, (i.e. Lord of the Gods and God of Thunder - Zues and Jupiter) and say they're the same God.

The point you're trying to make would probably be the similarity between Saturnalia, the Roman religious event that took place in December, and Christmas. Then again, there's lots of neo-pagans who try to draw these parallels, and they do tend to look stupid, so i'd avoid it if i were you.

If she ever asks you relationship questions, your answer should involve a magic eight ball

Or the I Ching

You love God? I suppose you mean the Christian god and you apply his principles to your life. You are using gay in a condescending way, as it was condemned in the bible, but isn't your god about love?
All from your bio.

That was to 11.

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What's Celtic runes?

It's a way to predict how the Boston Celtics are going to do. Obviously OP's girlfriend is in mourning because of the NBA lockout, and she's wrongly trying to use this method to predict how the relationship will turn out.

It's quite sad, really.

Thank you!

No Doc, That's Celtic Ruins, not Celtic Runes....
Where did you get your MD from anyway, LA???

Sarcasm, the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it...

Lol.

15- damn, Doc, I thought your explanation was pretty legit. You got me!!

Well yeah! I mean who doesn't check their Celtic runes before making important decisions?!

what's Celtic ruins?

There is a magical website called google for looking this kind of stuff up.

14 - But please make sure you're searching for "Celtic runes" instead of "Celtic ruins". Might as well start off on the right foot.