Wow she DOSENT seem to please

#1 no. just, no.
#2.... Is she somehow implying you were sexual abused??

Her mom sounds like a nut case

True that

It's true though - psychologists have verified this. I mean not the attention seeking part (though inevitably it is the case with a minute portion of the homosexual demographic). Statistically speaking out of those who have walked into a psychologist's office, the two major influences on people who become same sex attracted are that they were sexually abused by an adult of the same sex or that they lacked a parental figure of the same sex. There is no gay gene but people's sexuality can be influenced from both and sometimes even in the womb.

You should both remove her from your lives lickety split.

What could I say, case solved!

Not seeing an issue here. Also, bisexuals were only half abused or only want half attention, and asexuals either had invisible parents or have the ability to control electricity. Simple human sexuality, OP.

Methinks they don't understand your sarcasm ...

The mother would properly agree with you, which only makes it worse.

Well thank god I don't have invisible parents, I'd never be able to be sneaky.

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As an asexual, I can neither confirm or deny the controlling electricity thing.

now I begin my mitosis

Except on leap years, if I remember correctly, #30.

Um, she sounds like a bitch. Does your girlfriend live with her? Because I would dread going over there and having to see her "not homophobic" mother.

Her mom will have to accept the truth eventually... And she really sounds horrible, don't let someone that rude and ignorant spoil your day, OP.

I think asshole is a more fitting term than homophobic

Remember. Just because she's legally your mother in law does not mean she gets to be part of your life.

She's not even her mother-in-law

If you say something so blatantly homophobic and then have to insist that you aren't, there is a 99.94% chance that either A) you are, or B) you're gay.