Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Everyday_Galaxy
| 14
Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.
By
patrickalamo
| 47
Good thing everyone likes chocolate.
COMMENTS
By
squiggles159
| 5
hm well isn't that just yummy
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
He found it. He didn't eat it.
Reply
jessBeAqueen
| 13
no he didnt... that was the girlfriends job.
Reply
Uramonkey
| 11
He should put it on a cake.
Reply
Caitie_kid
| 8
Gross... Poor father. :(
Reply
MuseFan1991
| 14
what i dont get is why parents are so horrified at finding condoms:
"oh no! my child is taking precautions to avoid pregnancy and STI's!"
"oh no! my child is taking precautions to avoid pregnancy and STI's!"
By
Everyday_Galaxy
| 14
Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.
Reply
xlord
| 27
But who doesn't love a cream filled chocolate egg?
Reply
firefighter925
| 18
Rookie mistake
Reply
jessBeAqueen
| 13
chocolate egg ? no more like a chocolate covered twinkie
By
patrickalamo
| 47
Good thing everyone likes chocolate.
Reply
DocBastard
| 38
Not anymore I don't.
Reply
PterodactylMan
| 23
Isn't it better when you find chocolate you didn't know you lost?
Reply
CommonSenseKarma
| 17
I'd suck a dick but only if it was dark chocolate-flavored
By
ShadowWolfoxImp
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
LilMsDulce
| 17
What?
Reply
Wizardo
| 33
#4 I'm pretty sure that was OP's intention before he lost the condom and his girlfriends dad has no business poking around in their personal lives, if OP is cool then dad should be cool.
Reply
CaiDog
| 20
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
skitzymew
| 19
I think I have to agree with #11. What are any of you even talking about? Stop trying so hard to be funny.
Reply
Uramonkey
| 11
4 - I tried to laugh and joke, but there came no laugh, and there was no joke. I'm sorry to disappoint you :(
Reply
MuseFan1991
| 14
i think 4 missed out the word 'found'
Reply
ShadowWolfoxImp
| 18
O_O I DID forget the word found... I just noticed that... That's also not the first time. I end up thinking faster than I type and even when I proofread... it looks perfectly correct... Sorry about that!
By
xXxJaGsTeRxXx
| 11
I guess he burst your bubble.
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Chocolate bubble. Maltesers!!!
By
Steve95401
| 49
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
I'm sure they'll find a way.
By
FitForFun
| 11
In the end anything is better then him catching you in the act. At least in this situation you are fully clothed and prepared to run away.
Reply
bandeek
| 30
And he knows they used protection.
Reply
sematariux
| 7
56, obviously they didn't.. The condom got lost
By
BigMatt803
| 18
You should have looked for it a little harder
By
pdp_fml
| 21
Was her dad suspicious of you? Your lesson is never throw your used condoms under the couch! You never know who is going to find them.
By
buddy51
| 23
It's an Oreo condom, OP- Chocolate on the outside, creamy filling inside!!
Reply
ItsAnanya
| 25
I don't think I can ever look at an Oreo the same way again.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Reply
buddy51
| 23
...or a used chocolate condom either!! It's a 2-fer! You're welcome!!