Well that depends on if they went on a romantic walk at night but only one of them knew about it!

She just doesn't know she loves him yet, but I'm sure he'll help her figure that out soon enough.

1 - They've been together for two years, but this is the first time OP's girlfriend has heard about it. Eventually, she'll get a restraining order on OP because he keeps being "a creep", but she'll never understand his love for her. What a tragedy. *sigh* I should really talk to the parole officer and explain my situation. He'll understand :3

well I don't know... I met my boyfriend's best friend's mom a couple weeks ago. She loves my boyfriend and he's always at their house, and when I finally met her she said, "oh lord so it's true! you DO have a girlfriend.. it was about time!" haha she didn't believe him, it was funny.

Why does he need to prove he has a girlfriend? That insecure?

From personal experience, 36, I know I pick on my pals that insist they do indeed have a woman, just poking fun at em til' I actually meet the poor girl who chose to date any single one of my buddies. OP probably got sick of all the constant "No girl would ever date a hairy bastard like yourself" comments, and decide to prove that even the son of Sasquatch can get a date every once in a blue moon.

#45- You seem like you need to lie down and talk about that

is this the guy from the fml above about not knowing her 'boyfriend'

Did you surprise her with flowers and chocolate?

I saw Op's phone background...it was totally 'shopped..

30- could you tell by the pixels?

31--yes sir, that's exactly how I spotted it!

"Today, this weird guy I've barely known for a month asked me to take a picture with him just to prove he could get a girlfriend. FML"

Maybe she just didn't want to take a photo. It doesn't necessarily mean she is ashamed of OP.

Today, this guy I had a blind date with once came up to me claiming that I'm his girlfriend. He wanted to take a photo with me to prove it to his friends. FML

If OP told her that he wanted the picture just so he could show his friends she probably feels used so that he can be "cool."

My boyfriend and I have been together for four years and he refuses to take pictures all the time. He just doesn't like taking pictures and isn't a huge fan of social media in general.

I actually live with my boyfriend and have been for over a year and there isn't any photo evidence of him even existing, so no one believes me. Some people don't like photos being taken.

What did gardening tools ever do to you?

13, hoes are magnificent tools. I have 7 hoes in my shed and I don't plan on dumping any of them anytime soon.

gettin' down n dirty with your hoe!