By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 735
You deserved it 6 047

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That is weird on so many levels.

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weesnaw_08 7

Lol. Shows how appreciative she is of you.

or that she could be getting the big bucks from someone else

22- but none of them really can be used as a metaphor for OP's "small" penis.

Easy cum, easy go...

TheRealBruce 12

Ask her if she has change for $100 ;)

Turn her round and bend her over; maybe she just needs a donation in her chocolate deposit box.

Is it one of those wallets with the chain, or, the one with all the little flaps? Either way, I can never find what I'm looking for when I'm in a hurry.

bobbycorwen 5

19 - Pretty clever.

Maybe your not small change, maybe she's got a meat duffle bag.

theian01 3

You don't keep change in a wallet, silly.

If she's the wallet, and your the small change.. You need to visit the bank ;)

Blackmail111 9

Or stick your dick in the vending machine and see if you have enough for a bag of chips

Sounds painful.

mojobanks 8

Just tell her if you're small change then she's a broken slot machine because she keeps letting you insert your coins and you get a pay out each time!

OP, go to coin star and cash in your coins!!

dyble95 0

1. Read 25's comment. 2. Figure out what "the bank" is a metaphor for. 3. ???????? 4. Profit!

That is weird on so many levels.

kasgurl113 0

Agreed!

I guess OP won't be winning the lottery any time soon!

JustinThunder 8

If it makes you feel better, I'd prefer five one dollar bills than one five dollar bill.

all at once?

JustinThunder 8

Duh. There's another way to do it...?

Why do I imagine Charmander saying this?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Charmander is Charmillionaire.

You should date a midget next time

No way. I'm larger than most, and when I was dating a dwarf she couldn't reach my junk when I was in top of her durring foreplay.

gabrielbaby 9

So how big are you then?

The biggest 3 inches of your life.

brandenh 0

4 inches at 90 mph is hell

3 inches and dangerous, BITCH!

Anything small at a high rate of speed can do some damage!

Maybe the meat wallet is too big =0

M0rt 0

YDI for dating an ass and/or having small change

Ohhhh, oohhhh, oohh my gooddddd, ohhh, i'm so sorry.... fuck

are you jacking off...to fml?

^types like it.

Somebody call 911!! Oh wait.. Just grab a towel!

EvilCupcake8361 9

Don't get too excited there buddy

LMFAOO this actually made me laugh

Was she drunk?

She's just special like that?