By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 668
You deserved it 6 031

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That is weird on so many levels.

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Lol. Shows how appreciative she is of you.

or that she could be getting the big bucks from someone else

22- but none of them really can be used as a metaphor for OP's "small" penis.

Easy cum, easy go...

Ask her if she has change for $100 ;)

Turn her round and bend her over; maybe she just needs a donation in her chocolate deposit box.

Is it one of those wallets with the chain, or, the one with all the little flaps? Either way, I can never find what I'm looking for when I'm in a hurry.

19 - Pretty clever.

Maybe your not small change, maybe she's got a meat duffle bag.

You don't keep change in a wallet, silly.

If she's the wallet, and your the small change.. You need to visit the bank ;)

Or stick your dick in the vending machine and see if you have enough for a bag of chips

Sounds painful.

Just tell her if you're small change then she's a broken slot machine because she keeps letting you insert your coins and you get a pay out each time!

OP, go to coin star and cash in your coins!!

1. Read 25's comment. 2. Figure out what "the bank" is a metaphor for. 3. ???????? 4. Profit!

That is weird on so many levels.

I guess OP won't be winning the lottery any time soon!

If it makes you feel better, I'd prefer five one dollar bills than one five dollar bill.

all at once?

Duh. There's another way to do it...?

Why do I imagine Charmander saying this?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Show it anyway

Charmander is Charmillionaire.

You should date a midget next time

No way. I'm larger than most, and when I was dating a dwarf she couldn't reach my junk when I was in top of her durring foreplay.

So how big are you then?

The biggest 3 inches of your life.

4 inches at 90 mph is hell

3 inches and dangerous, BITCH!

Anything small at a high rate of speed can do some damage!

Maybe the meat wallet is too big =0

YDI for dating an ass and/or having small change

Ohhhh, oohhhh, oohh my gooddddd, ohhh, i'm so sorry.... fuck

are you jacking off...to fml?

^types like it.

Somebody call 911!! Oh wait.. Just grab a towel!

Don't get too excited there buddy

LMFAOO this actually made me laugh

Was she drunk?

She's just special like that?