By Co-B - United States
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
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  Unregistered  |  0

Okay okay so let me get this straight

a)You auctually put your condom in your pocket? really who the fuck does that

b)Your pockets are SO fucking shallow that she can yank out a condom with the keys

c)Your girlfriend AUCTUALLY couldnt fucking feel the condom in your pants beside the keys?

(not a very valid point but still)
d)Your girlfriend went into your pockets with her family in front of her which I highly doubt (from experience) girls show intimacy/touching right in front of her family

e)HOW THE FUCK WOULD IT FLY OUT? your girlfriend is pretty fucking strong if she can make a condom fly in the air

  loverslanex3  |  0

Okay Unregistered needs to learn how to spell, it's "actually". And some pants have shallow pockets. But the OP deserves if for putting the used condom in by pocket.

  Mo_mo  |  0

HOW freakin gross! Come on now, lets say u guys did the damn thing somewhere "fun" and u thought u needed to keep it hidden. but really, u put it in your pocket!!!? a USED condom, with all of your juices on the inside and her juices on the outside, without even putting it in a napkin or something? See, that is just nasty. next time dispose of that promptly. I hope u didnt have any cum stains seeping through your pants.