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By  saIty

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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haha, this reminds me of that episode on Spongebob about the Sea Bear that will kill you unless you draw a circle around you :D

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Beavcoon's exist too. But seriously... Just google sea horses for her and say, "what now, bitch, what now?" or forget that last part.

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This guy came into my work last night and ordered an ice cream cone. Then he asked me if I believe in unicorns so I said "no, why? Do you see one?" and he smashed his cone on his forehead and drove off...

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A quick visit to an aquarium will clear this up. Until that moment; don't tell her male seahorses give birth, or she'll have a shit-fit.

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What are you talking about horses that breathe underwater? God Steve your such an idiot sometimes.

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No 172 was right the female puts eggs in the males brood pouch and the male carries them until they are born and that can take as long as 45 days

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Probably what the seahorses and unicorns are eating.. Hopefully the op has the common sense to never bring up sea lions to her either.

By  saIty

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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I'd just like to say how much I love that Mr Krabs always says "Mother of pearl" because technically he's cursing out the mother of his child. That is all.

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Also yes, Squidward is an octopus with only six tentacles because it was easier to draw. Stephen Hillenburg even said he's an octopus, not a squid. Squids have ten tentacles anyway. And Squidward sounds better than Octward. I need to stop liking SpongeBob so much.

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While you're at the seahorse tank,bash her stupid face into the glass and go get yourself a girl with an education.

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Uhh...you are all retaded, aquariums arent real just a made up word for the oceans in space... Duh! :edit didnt see that posted ^

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And as OP is getting arrested.. Officer: "Anything you say can be held against you" OP: TITS!!!!!!!!!

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-Continued from #100- Officer: "Until you are proven Innocent in a court of law!" OP: "Aww, can't you say until I'm proven Guilty?" Officer: "Sure I can say that, if it helps you feel more innocent"

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"unfortunately we are going to have to charge you with the 1st degree murder of a mentally handicapped woman . an even heftier prison sentence ." ........ orrrr . on a second thought we could change your charge to " slashing of a vegetable and just leave it at that and pretend this never happened . good day sir."

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231- How about clown sex? ... Clowns can be humourous and well... use your imagination from there.

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Actually, you'd have to have legs and feet to 'kick ass'. And a seahorse has neither of those. But they are pretty awesome! :)

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Level of stupidity IMPOSSIBRU! Seriously how could you stand to be with someone that ignorant? I mean ops girl wasn't even willing to accept the fact she was wrong!

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