By BoringFucker - 06/02/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

Manbearpig exists too. Giggity.

All you have to do is crossbreed a narwhale and a horse: there you go a unicorn :D

I love manbearpigs! They're so friendly, and they love fruit

haha, this reminds me of that episode on Spongebob about the Sea Bear that will kill you unless you draw a circle around you :D

Is it me or does the post say "me me"?!(O-O)

Fuck they changed it...I still have a snapshot tho...Anywho op your girl is a moron.

You just ruined my childhood...

Hey #1 I always thought that to make a Unicorn a person would use 1 cob of CORN instead of a CONE on a horse's head! o well lol

Of course unicorns exist. They exist in stories!

Beavcoon's exist too. But seriously... Just google sea horses for her and say, "what now, bitch, what now?" or forget that last part.

Epic win, 36. Epic win. XD

This guy came into my work last night and ordered an ice cream cone. Then he asked me if I believe in unicorns so I said "no, why? Do you see one?" and he smashed his cone on his forehead and drove off...

What the fuck is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?

What the fuck is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?

Imagine what she'd think of sea cucumbers.

A quick visit to an aquarium will clear this up. Until that moment; don't tell her male seahorses give birth, or she'll have a shit-fit.

Does she also think platypuses are fictional beings?

Unicorns ftw!

I hear starfish and seaweed are also mythical creatures/beings.

veritoswty6 14

Nice lol

What are you talking about horses that breathe underwater? God Steve your such an idiot sometimes.

Dude, did you see Al Gore's presentation? The threat of manbearpig is serial.

172 sorry to be a smart ass but male sea horses dont give birth they just care for the young

No 172 was right the female puts eggs in the males brood pouch and the male carries them until they are born and that can take as long as 45 days

Take her to the aquarium =D

Haha iiLove That One..'

sorry i meant to put a thumbs up but i put a thumbs down so add one thumbs up! :) ?

'Unicorn' is the Narnian cousin of the rhinoceros.

I bet her favorite color is clear

Probably what the seahorses and unicorns are eating.. Hopefully the op has the common sense to never bring up sea lions to her either.

Pimp My Horse anyone? Freddiew reference.

How rude! That's sucky.

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

I knew I should've named her Debbie..

I say the OP should introduce her to a sea rhinoceros.

But make sure she's wearing her anti-sea rhinoceros under garments!

#2 and talking squirrels living underwater.

Ohhh.. Can't believe I missed that crazy squirrel!

But squidward is an octopus.

And a snail that sounds like a cat...

You know what I want to know...why does Mr. Krabs have whale for a daughter? :-/

Well, when a single crab wants a child, adoption is the only option....

I was thinking that Mrs. Krabs had something going on with the mailman.. But that's just me..

154- His name is SQUIDward.. I have a feeling he's a squid

I'd just like to say how much I love that Mr Krabs always says "Mother of pearl" because technically he's cursing out the mother of his child. That is all.

Also yes, Squidward is an octopus with only six tentacles because it was easier to draw. Stephen Hillenburg even said he's an octopus, not a squid. Squids have ten tentacles anyway. And Squidward sounds better than Octward. I need to stop liking SpongeBob so much.

In the dutch dubbed version, Squidward's called Octo Tentacles :D

Lolololol Octward

One night stand……

Actually 220, Stephen Hillenberg himself said that Suidward is a 6 legged Octopus.

37 pfff, I bet OP's gf doesn't believe in Sea Bears either. Ignorant people ;D

One way to tell that Squidward is an octopus is his round head. Squids have triangular heads.

To the aquarium!

Congratulations! You're dating a moron.

3, to the aquarium to see unicorns or seahorses?

Am I the only one wondering how they even started talking about this?

Yes! To the aquarium; show her seahorses; leave her dumb ass there.

Thats almost like that girl in my school who doesn't believe in rain-deer just because there part of santa's slave.

While you're at the seahorse tank,bash her stupid face into the glass and go get yourself a girl with an education.

-222 are they by any chance sex slaves?

Oh yeah that is a good idea, holy shiet they ARE real!

Uhhh..you are all retarded aquariums are in fictional tales only... Duh!

Uhh...you are all retaded, aquariums arent real just a made up word for the oceans in space... Duh! :edit didnt see that posted ^

seahorses aren't real? o.0 I thought they were :/

"and that's when i killed her officer."

SSS the last S being the most important

And as OP is getting arrested.. Officer: "Anything you say can be held against you" OP: TITS!!!!!!!!!

81 & 100 - No. Just no. Especially you, 100.

this may sound stupid, but I'm new here and confused. what's the 81 and 100? I don't see it anywhere.

this may sound stupid, but I'm new here and confused. what's the 81 and 100? I don't see it anywhere.

-Continued from #100- Officer: "Until you are proven Innocent in a court of law!" OP: "Aww, can't you say until I'm proven Guilty?" Officer: "Sure I can say that, if it helps you feel more innocent"

"unfortunately we are going to have to charge you with the 1st degree murder of a mentally handicapped woman . an even heftier prison sentence ." ........ orrrr . on a second thought we could change your charge to " slashing of a vegetable and just leave it at that and pretend this never happened . good day sir."

Orrr: "we hereby offer you this citizen's award for services to the community".

119- Go fuck yourself and put a little humor in your life.

231- How about clown sex? ... Clowns can be humourous and well... use your imagination from there.

I think I'll pass on the clown sex haha very creative though!

Oh I sea what ya did there

I'm shore you did

whale, whale, whale, are we really going to start with these ocean puns?

You four are pretty shark to think of these puns

You guys aren't fishing for likes, are you?

I don't see what you did there...

Don't worry be happy! -says the robot talking fish :D

This whole thread feels a little fishy.

^No need to be a beach.

TorturedXeno 27

Shut up before I prawn all of you.

Why has no one noticed that its AQUA- instead of AUQA???

Dammit! These fish sticks are hard as tits!!!

Aqua.....? The actual spelling of the word sounds better instead of "aaaoookaa-ward"

Guess we know who the true idiot is.

I don't, is it Me-me or the girlfriend that doesn't believe in seahorses?

Seahorses kinda kick ass though....

Actually, you'd have to have legs and feet to 'kick ass'. And a seahorse has neither of those. But they are pretty awesome! :)

A little like her brain then, entirely fictitious

But unicorns Are real!

To candy mountain Chaaaarlie!

"Yeah.. And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Gotta love Diet Dr. Pepper! Or the commercials, at least.. :)

Lol my girlfriend is the same damnway . . . Girls gotta love em

.....Unless you're into dudes

You mean *stupid people, gotta love 'em. And no, not really.

i have a feeling his girlfriend must give fantastic head to make up for her lack of one.

Lol my gf is smart its a joke

Level of stupidity IMPOSSIBRU! Seriously how could you stand to be with someone that ignorant? I mean ops girl wasn't even willing to accept the fact she was wrong!

218- har har har. Good joke mate

Let me guess, she thinks Edward Cullen is real though?