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By  saIty  |  17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

By  thinkPlNK  |  0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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By  thinkPlNK  |  0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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  ryry013  |  6

I love manbearpigs! They're so friendly, and they love fruit

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  traze  |  7

Is it me or does the post say "me me"?!(O-O)

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Hey #1 I always thought that to make a Unicorn a person would use 1 cob of CORN instead of a CONE on a horse's head! o well lol

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Of course unicorns exist. They exist in stories!

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  chubby_choco  |  17

Epic win, 36. Epic win. XD

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  LaColombianita  |  26

This guy came into my work last night and ordered an ice cream cone. Then he asked me if I believe in unicorns so I said "no, why? Do you see one?" and he smashed his cone on his forehead and drove off...

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  grapisy  |  8

What the fuck is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?

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  grapisy  |  8

What the fuck is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?

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  veritoswty6  |  14

Nice lol

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  jizzwold  |  21

172 sorry to be a smart ass but male sea horses dont give birth they just care for the young

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  keyboo  |  0

No 172 was right the female puts eggs in the males brood pouch and the male carries them until they are born and that can take as long as 45 days

By  saIty  |  17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

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  sgtcross  |  3

But squidward is an octopus.

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  dbt88  |  15

I'd just like to say how much I love that Mr Krabs always says "Mother of pearl" because technically he's cursing out the mother of his child. That is all.

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  dbt88  |  15

Also yes, Squidward is an octopus with only six tentacles because it was easier to draw. Stephen Hillenburg even said he's an octopus, not a squid. Squids have ten tentacles anyway. And Squidward sounds better than Octward. I need to stop liking SpongeBob so much.

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  FruityLoooons  |  8

81 & 100 - No. Just no. Especially you, 100.

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-Continued from #100- Officer: "Until you are proven Innocent in a court of law!" OP: "Aww, can't you say until I'm proven Guilty?" Officer: "Sure I can say that, if it helps you feel more innocent"

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  TheJester12  |  13

"unfortunately we are going to have to charge you with the 1st degree murder of a mentally handicapped woman . an even heftier prison sentence ." ........ orrrr . on a second thought we could change your charge to " slashing of a vegetable and just leave it at that and pretend this never happened . good day sir."

By  eigelste  |  0

Lol my girlfriend is the same damnway . . . Girls gotta love em

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  ambamm135  |  7

Level of stupidity IMPOSSIBRU! Seriously how could you stand to be with someone that ignorant? I mean ops girl wasn't even willing to accept the fact she was wrong!

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