By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States
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Guess what, dude? That's not the real cause. Proving that it is her lipstick should be an easy exercise. Either you have become fat and boring or she is boning another guy, or both. Find out the real cause of your break-up and come back to see whether WE agree that YL is F'ed.
Shadic, you're the idiot. I hope you have alcohol to blame. If you've ever been in a relationship, you must have only been the dumpee. When someone decides that they need to get out of a relationship, any excuse will suffice. You don't end a three-year relationship that is otherwise healthy because of an accusation that is so easily dismissed. Something else was going on. Instead of slamming me, you should be learning from this. Don't get fat, because you are already boring.
Perdix...shut the hell up. I was waiting for someone to come to the female's aid. It always happens. He said "She refuses to listen to me." which tells me he's TRIED to reason with her. The problem: SHE'S A DRUNKEN IDIOT! She probably remembered 5 seconds after blowing up at him and is too arrogant to admit fault.
I don't think that's really "coming to the female's aid" - I mean everyone here probably sees that this chick is a dumb drunken bitch. But it is entirely likely that he had either given her cause to suspect him of cheating before (to flip out over something as simple as red lipstick) or she was looking for excuses to get out of a dying relationship. That said, to the OP: your only regret in this relationship should be that you didn't break up with her first.
Bullshit. You're being a moron. You accuse me of being boring because I'm backing the guy being dumped? Gasp, I don't suspect every single stupid breakup in history has happened before of prior circumstances! Shit happens. And as far as my personal life? I've only been the "Dumper," after two and a half years. So yes, fear my utter inexperience in this area. Oh wait! The woman in this scenario looks to be a drunken idiot. You honestly believe drunken idiots are so rational that they need to pull off some convoluted plan such as this to break up with their significant other? Yes, there's a chance that she's been boning some guy. There's also large chance that she's just a complete fucking idiot. You know, like how you're a jackass.
None of you have enough information from this short FML to have any basis for arguing, so shut up. There's a good chance the girl was desperate to leave him for one reason or another and faked being drunk. There's also a good chance she really is a jealous, drunken idiot. Damn, you're all retarded.
F all your lives for being to dense to catch on to a joke. Perdix is prolly the funniest guy commenting on this site, and if any of you half-wits read other comments on other and have the skill to put two and two together you could probably conclude that this was another of Perdix's JOKES. Shadic, you sir, need to lighten the fuck up stop taking shit so seriously. Now that that's over keep making your jokes Perdix, it's one of the reasons I still come here :P
Hello?? Perdix may be right. It makes a lot of sense to me. To break up just for that is ridiculous! What's with all the hostility towards him??? He is F'kn witty and very entertaining!! :D Honestly, this site would be quite boring without his comments. I can't say the same for many people