By aliixmaee /
Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:50 /
United States
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Snaylor12
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Just take it back
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heyhihello95
| 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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mcintosh123
| 15
Ouch ...
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shelbygordon44
| 7
Damn bro FYL. :/
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cowsgomooatyou
| 8
Wow i'm so happy for you! I really hope that you understand sarcasm.
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hellbilly205
| 17
That sucks :/ well just think this way thats longer than any of my relationships have ever lasted. So you should've enjoyed her well you had her
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EvilPotato
| 14
rip the kidney from her body.
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cowsgomooatyou
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I don't no why it wrote the comment here it was aimed at #3/#13 sorry everyone :S
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youliketacos
| 0
OH HAAAAIL NO. What a beyotch.
On a serious note tho, you'll find someone better for you in time. :)
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ktateprado
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Give and you shall receive.
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Dispute
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Don't worry, Karmas a bitch and she'll get hers sooner or later.
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fmlwmty
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I guess that means your not getting your kidney back?
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americanhoney4
| 6
awe:( sorry! but she'll get what she deserves in time...
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Gourmet_Taco
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if she has a donor card and you know what your doing, you canget your kidney back sooner than you know.
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chuckychan
| 8
Well go get your kidney back!
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astarwarsfan
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He means get back everything she took except for the kidney... use some common sense!
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kandace17
| 0
aww that sucks! :/
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hope540
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do you prefer she gives it back?
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feistylovee
| 4
Damn. That sucks. But like others said karma will get her
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starsfan_9
| 7
the breakup sucks op but did you really expect her to return your kidney if she took everything else? eg. "hey I'm taking the DVD player, the tv, and the radio, you may have the vital organ"
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coffeygirl12
| 14
Shes heartless...you're kidneyless
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m1k30d
| 5
Tell her you're going to candy mountain, and then take it back.
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bfsd42
| 20
Lol. All you people are funny. Don't you see that OP is just looking for sympathy because he got dumped. The kidney is hers and if he wants his other shit back, he should fight for it. He probably got dumped for his moaning so he deserved it.
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Pixxio_O
| 11
Sorry op :/ steal it back when she's not looking?
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zolziski
| 11
That's what I'd like to know jsfromga.
It's wonderful that the OP was a match and gave her his kidney, but this does not mean she HAS to stay with him forever. How awful would it be to have someone stay with you just because they feel obligated?
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KaitlynJohan
| 4
He deserves it ! Why ? NIGGAS KNOW YOU CANT GIVE HOES ORGAN . Or is that in my hood ? :)
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bonerlove
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102 u realize kidneys can go for 20000$$$$ fuck the stuff sell the kidney
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schrodingersdog
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Breakups happen. It's better than getting married, having a couple kids, then getting a divorce. It was nice of OP to donate his kidney; he shouldn't expect anything in return.
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DaslovesTrack
| 2
wow thats horrible
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venusvsmars
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So what? You deserve it for thinking giving her a kidney will make her stay with you forever. God knows why she broke up with you, you could have cheated on her or beaten her or anything.
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redoxy_fml
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You realize apart of you will be in her forever >:D take that bitch!
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woody768
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Well now you can tell all her new boyfriends that you will always be inside her :P
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woody768
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Haha 268 I beat you too it >:)
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juicedboi
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Well regardless of the end result, you are by far one of the most outstanding human beings walking on earth for giving up your kidney in the first place.
163- That comment made my day, and I would like to thank you. Want a kidney?
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weewee1
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I think giving her a kidney should have hinted in a proposal. you were too slow man.
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coffeygirl12
| 14
Hmm, im gonna hav to pass on taking your kidney...srry, i already have 6
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GwarKitty
| 5
tis brutal o.O
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blitz426
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You should go to her house and cut it back out while she's sleeping.
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smileyxo4
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Well what was she supposed to do? Give it back?all relationships last forever. You gave her your kidney. Would you rather her pretend to like you for the rest of your life?
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latinadoll
| 5
that sucks! fyl OP
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daysgoby902
| 6
redoxy I love you. I was once addicted to you
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12em12
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183:Next time I see you I'll take you kidney and leave.
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coolkidjd
| 2
u r really hot...
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0opsie
| 6
OP could be a girl.
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smileyxo4
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*not all relationships....*
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mellybby
| 0
Aww lol
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je_suis_fml
| 11
tattoos with names and er.. um kidney giveaways should be off limits in bf/gf relationships..
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EnEl_Infierno
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To bad I don't have the time to comment and thumb down so many stupid ppl who actually think he was asking for his kidney back or tht he was trying to use the situation to keep her in an unhappy relationship he is just clearly upset abt their breakup and tht in his view tht she was ungrateful for taking everything & ending it on a bad note despite him having loved her enough to give her such a vital part of himself.
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EnEl_Infierno
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Dammit meant to thread much much lower.
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isaidexcuseme
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Just cuz you gave her a kidney doesnt mean she will love you forever. it must have been something between you two that you couldnt solve
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golliboy
| 6
bull fucking shit. she will be forever USING him because she has his kidney!!!! fucking bitch might as well have sliced him open herself to take it like the selfish whore she is! i really hope she gets raped and have her own kidney stolen
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Snaylor12
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Just take it back
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annasworld
| 3
kidney stealer!
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ktateprado
| 0
Use the chainsaw she gave you for your birthday.
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hellbilly205
| 17
Haha shows her to buy me a chainsaw...let me just put on this hockey mask to stop the blood from hitting me in the face...1 hour later well hey that was fun maybe i should try this again sometime
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
What the fuck op, you're complaining she didn't give you your kidney back?
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usernamesarehard
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@97 No you freakin moron, but understandably he is extremely pissed that he's now going to suffer from increased blood pressure and likely serious complications in the long run, and that she didn't even have the decency or gratitude to even end the relationship on good terms.
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bfsd42
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No 104. OP is clearly butt hurt that his ex left him and is using the kidney as an attempt to get some sympathy.
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daysgoby902
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you're all wrong. he's just upset because he loved her so much and she gave up on the relationship
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Drigr
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yeah. I think it's more that he loved her enough to give her a kidney and she dumped him. AND took all his shit.
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vballcutie08
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especially after just a year..like my mom gave my grandpa a kidney and it took her a couple months to heal. so basically right after he saves her life she dumps him
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
Yeah and while you're at it, get your balls back too, mmkay?
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Touché 104.
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sheethapins
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37 She took the chainsaw too.
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AaronatorTEN
| 0
That's the stupidest thing ive ever heard
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renaee
| 13
If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it.
Now she got his kidney and he want it.
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likasumboooodi
| 0
what????
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bosca09
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Lol how
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aFatFuck
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cut that bitch open and take what's yours.
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ellysellyse
| 4
take her to candy mountain and steal it back
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sheethapins
| 13
Shun the non-believer....
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renaee
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I thought it was clever... Sheesh tough crowd.
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subjectdelta2
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97 no u dumbass she left him even after he probably risked his life to save hers
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HailSatan66
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Go get that's shit back. It's not that hard and it is legally yours.
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HailSatan66
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OMG I commented up at the top. This is such a great day.... : )
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Poepiepiesie
| 3
Jesus why don't you donate all your organs except your brains?
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ktateprado
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Actually since you donated it, it isn't legally yours anymore. Learn shit before you say shit Satan.
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ktateprado
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27- that would kill you... Unless you are already dead.
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nerdfighteria
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45- Someone missed the joke . . .
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xXSillyLoveXx
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Ever stop and think "Hey, maybe Satan was talking about all the other shit OP's ex took?"
Jesus.
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skata
| 4
it's not that hard to get it back... how do you think he's gonna get it back?
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idancewithrev
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your picture scares me...
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smashgrab
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I agree with 196. I'm 99.999% sure 'Satan' was talking about op's stuff, not his kidney. Sometimes the people on this site amaze me with their stupidity.
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coffeygirl12
| 14
I dont think he has any brains...
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deepunder
| 17
This will not end up as murder.
"I'll just take my kidney back with NO dire consequences. It's my legal right to take stuff back after I've donated it, so I'm not going to be getting a lawsuit for organ stealing. I just need to get my saw and everything will turn out fine."
Only in a land of unicorns and flowers.
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mk58
| 31
Your poor kidney. It ha to deal with duh an awful person.
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mk58
| 31
Ugh, **has to deal with such an awful person
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Your picture goes so well with your second comment.
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hiitisbrooke
| 25
100- So does yours
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heyhihello95
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You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Minky1996
| 0
haha! classic one (I'm dirty minded)
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May525XoXo
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LOL
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ashtree
| 12
"My hair's in the pie Brian. And now, it's inside of you. Part of me, is inside of you, Brian. Do you feel me, Brian? Do feel me inside of you?"
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reallytho3
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Dont feel bad so is everyone else
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MollyXD124
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That's probably the funniest one i've seen!!
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im_awsome
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#33 yu made my night lol
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lilxsexii
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Now she's heartless.
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hellbilly205
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I dont see what you did there...
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venom1996
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No now he is kidneyless lol... I'm sorry
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Seabeast1000
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She may be heartless, but at least she has a kidney! Hahahaha
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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You saved her life, she ruined yours. Sorry man :(
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ktateprado
| 0
You can kick her in the balls.
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YayFlameWarz
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49- How many threads do you comment in? I've counted 5, none of which were funny.
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Amrel
| 10
No shit
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ktateprado
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52 I will throw boiling macaroni on your balls the next time you talk back to me.
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ktateprado
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I'm not here to be funny bitch.
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shadow33456
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Your obviously trying to be funny and your not.
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GoingLesbian
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Does it really matter who's trying to be funny or not? Time out kiddies, you need to learn to play nicely together and respect everyone in their personal endeavors.
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yourbudtravis
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boobs:D
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bfsd42
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81, he was right. You are not funny and are actually very stupid and annoying. I wasn't gonna mention it but since you wanna act like an idiot.......
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annajane
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175- Well played..
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YayFlameWarz
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81- Congratulations you have effectively proven your point by adding "bitch" to the end of your statement. Bravo.
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ktateprado
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It's boiling macaroni time.
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shovels
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Leave ktateprado alone... LEAVE HIM ALONE :,(
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ktateprado
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Damn straight.
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LaurenSt
| 16
That is haaarsh.
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Doomsday9616
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Ask for it back
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hellbilly205
| 17
OP: Hey babe can i have my kidney back?
Ex: Um no you cant.
OP: Well then...
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Doomsday9616
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*rip*
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TBMFan
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WTF ? WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR IT ? DEMAND
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MCVelvet1497
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Did she take your virginty?
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kruzito
| 0
I know, huh?
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immaabeast
| 8
No, just the kidney. ;)
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schaflava
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OP fucked her brains out; ex girlfriend fucked him out of his gut.
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