By fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! - United States
Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML
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  ThatOneChick856  |  36

I wonder when people will finally realize that doing things like this will usually completely fail outside of cheesy romantic movies!

  leogachi  |  15

@13 That would be a fantastic ability to have. Op must live a fabulous life.

  mds9986  |  24

as OP was falling he calculated on a quantum mechanical level the precise moment where he could fall into the glass and go right through it.

  derangedplanet  |  23

And hopefully it wasn't incredibly bloody via breaking open stitches. I mean, be real; someone probably got hurt too. But an injury will never hold back all that romance movie jump lust