By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 199
You deserved it 22 834

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That's great news OP, now you won't be with someone who is shallow and hurtful! You're going to find somebody who appreciates you and your choice of clothing very soon. Keep your chin up! With those kinds of values, she wasn't worth it anyway.

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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hahahahahaha

And yet another 1st comment is stolen by stupidity

AMcM_fml 21

Actually lol'd

I am so proud of you.

can't believe you got that many thumbs down.... I found your comment rather funny.

tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

For a second there I thought you wanted your dad to have said "actually lol'd" to you as a kid.

That's great news OP, now you won't be with someone who is shallow and hurtful! You're going to find somebody who appreciates you and your choice of clothing very soon. Keep your chin up! With those kinds of values, she wasn't worth it anyway.

Dillyduzit 23

Agreed. That's a very insignificant thing to get dumped over. I have to admit though, the first time my boyfriend took his pants off in front of me, he was wearing tighty whiteys and I laughed. He did too, though, and now he's my husband.

SystemofaBlink41 27

I didn't know until recently that tighty whities were frowned upon. Good to know...

maybe she's not shallow and hurtful, maybe she has issues. I wont let my husband wear them either. They give me flashbacks to my creepy ass stepfather walking around all weekend in them, ewwww!!! Yeah maybe OP is better off but who know why she hates them.

Gotta love the insightful "wow" that makes its way into every FML comment thread.

Maybe it was hers.

Dude, you made my day. lol

If she broke up with you for wearing whitey tightes I think you're okay to be honest

its tighty whities

Sorry OP, but I wanted to confess to everyone that my bio says comments are kinda my thing. After this weekend, I now know I was terribly, terribly wrong, and they are definitely cutycat136's thing, not mine.

what the hell are you talking about?

Haha thanks :D now you know :P no more comment competitions with me? ^_^

Did you guys know, there's a feature in FML called the private messages? Yes, that feature can just send your retarded messages to her while the readers/commenters don't get confused how your comment contributes to the FML.

She's not worth it if she's dumping you for something as stupid as that. Something better will come along soon. FYL

upallnight11 19

Nothing wrong with being inspired by Walter White.

JuliaaNoelle 26

First thing that came to my mind was Tom Cruise

I'll be standing RIGHT HERE! In my tighty Walter whities.

Never change for someone keep wearing your whites tight