Come OP, I'll point you the direction of Ke$ha...

Who needs a mustache? Fear The Beard

Maybe op is a female. And didn't want to call it a mustache.?

I would be like when you shave your chest hair first out loud

Dude! Give her a break... She is from Greece! English isn't her first language!

OP is female, in case you didn't notice. Last I remember, women who are into that don't go for other women that are hairy...

Please note that OP is a woman.

In #3's defense, I didn't notice that OP was a girl until you pointed it out

I checked the gender after i read 'alleged upper lip hair'.

Look at the sex! She's a girl dumbass

We've covered that, #28. It's time to move on.

How do you see someone's gender.? I can't click on anything

in the app, it appears as a male or female symbol in the upper-left corner. in the website, it appears below the FML: ... by username (woman). more on topic: lesbian couple? I've seen cases where the FML information isn't correct, might have been a mistake or a misclick. but assuming it wasn't... I think you should listen to your girlfriend and shave. facial hair is not very nice on a woman.

And for #65: No, it really isn't that attractive when her mustache is better than mine. Also, even as a guy, I hate my facial hair. It plain sucks.

@103 Can't call yourself a man without at least a little facial hair.

My conscious does the same thing. And it sounds strangely similar to my wife. Weird.

One time at a sleepover when I was younger I just totally fucked with my friend's dreams since he was exhausted and fell asleep minutes after waking up. It's hilarious to watch someone start "running" sideways while asleep after saying some stuff involving nukes.

The original poster was a female

Well, OP is a woman,sooo...

First, it's actually an "alleged" mustache, not beard, and second, OP is female.

Female or not, his point remains. A man does not shave his beard!

To bad she's a girl. Look at the sex.

Sorry I didn't look at the gender. I saw girlfriend so I just assumed it was a male.

That was horribly placed. It doesn't even make sense

Dumbest joke I've ever made sorry

It's not like OP specified that she was talking about her 'upper-lip' hair...

Exactly that's why I was hinting that her girlfriend wants her to shave her 'beard', but this 'beard' maybe somewhere else on her body, hint hint. Again my wording fails me.

37 was being sarcastic because OP DID specifically say "upper-lip hair"

To be fair, Wizardo could still be right. OP has assumed her gf was talking about upper lip hair but the gf didn't actually say that, she just said beard. So, although the chances are slim, what Wizardo said is still possible.