By -__- - Greece - Athens
Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering "you want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
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By  zed34  |  18

Correct her that you have a mustache. Then tell her a man cannot call himself a MAN without facial hair or full grown beard!

  NeatNit  |  32

in the app, it appears as a male or female symbol in the upper-left corner. in the website, it appears below the FML: ... by username (woman). more on topic: lesbian couple? I've seen cases where the FML information isn't correct, might have been a mistake or a misclick. but assuming it wasn't... I think you should listen to your girlfriend and shave. facial hair is not very nice on a woman.

  FlashBurn  |  13

And for #65: No, it really isn't that attractive when her mustache is better than mine. Also, even as a guy, I hate my facial hair. It plain sucks.

  Jiplo  |  18

One time at a sleepover when I was younger I just totally fucked with my friend's dreams since he was exhausted and fell asleep minutes after waking up. It's hilarious to watch someone start "running" sideways while asleep after saying some stuff involving nukes.

  Wizardo  |  33

Exactly that's why I was hinting that her girlfriend wants her to shave her 'beard', but this 'beard' maybe somewhere else on her body, hint hint. Again my wording fails me.

  doodlecloud  |  26

To be fair, Wizardo could still be right. OP has assumed her gf was talking about upper lip hair but the gf didn't actually say that, she just said beard. So, although the chances are slim, what Wizardo said is still possible.