Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
That’s knot nice! Are the rules of the game binding or are there loopholes?
Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?
Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?
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BurnInDemonFire
| 26
She got bored, and decided to play Uno. Without the cards.
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RichardPencil
| 27
For hours? He must be a pretty boring prisoner!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 26
Of course. Why else would she leave him there?
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Jackey
| 27
Bondage play SHOULD be Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If your partner breaks your agreement and leaves you tied up for hours during kink-play, she's none of those.
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Trinity Fenwick
| 6
bye bye girlfriend.
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Yudith
| 20
So... did she win her game of War of Warcraft/Dota/Counter Strike?
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stormy0307
| 15
I once tied my wife up and tied a vibrator to her leg and then I went to the other room to play a match of world of warships. She loved the suspense of it and I could hear her so if there was a problem I could come rescue her.
Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?