By ForeSight - 14/08/2019 16:00

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
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Jackey 29
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Bondage play SHOULD be Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If your partner breaks your agreement and leaves you tied up for hours during kink-play, she's none of those.

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s knot nice! Are the rules of the game binding or are there loopholes? Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s knot nice! Are the rules of the game binding or are there loopholes? Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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She got bored, and decided to play Uno. Without the cards.

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RichardPencil 30
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For hours? He must be a pretty boring prisoner!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Of course. Why else would she leave him there?

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Jackey 29
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Bondage play SHOULD be Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If your partner breaks your agreement and leaves you tied up for hours during kink-play, she's none of those.

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Trinity Fenwick 7

bye bye girlfriend.

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Yudith 22
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So... did she win her game of War of Warcraft/Dota/Counter Strike?

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stormy0307 16
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I once tied my wife up and tied a vibrator to her leg and then I went to the other room to play a match of world of warships. She loved the suspense of it and I could hear her so if there was a problem I could come rescue her.

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