FML : Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed...

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Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 July 2009 20:27 / United States

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By Einstein714 | 0

#374017 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

what a bitch! move on you're better without her

By fml2102008 | 1

#374114 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:57

well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

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By Phillay632 | 0

#374006 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

How does it feel to be a tool?

Phillay632 | 0

#374206 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:22

I wouldn't know, you tell me.

SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#374230 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:29

You're an asshole. You must just be bitter because you can't get laid, eh?

OP -- Hate to overuse the 'bitch' pun... but... what a royal bitch.
Should've accidentally given her dogs some chocolate, or something of the sort, so the dogs would have some lovely diarrhea for her to deal with. :D

iloverichardhell | 0

#374319 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:09

you do realize that chocolate KILLS dogs, right?

rallets | 22

#374357 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:26

even better

SuperSpore | 0

#374542 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:51

Not in extremely small amounts.

Aniland | 2

#374701 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:01

No it doesn't.

nicoleg_fml | 0

#375016 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:13

no it doesn't, not if it's a small amount.
have you ever seen a dog die from eating chocolate?
i don't think so.

SookMauNoots | 0

#376101 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:11

dick

Kyothine | 0

#376201 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:49

hahaha, FML users are such morons.

Guys, susana was replying to NUMBER ONE, not the OP! Morons!

IamSpartacus | 0

#377797 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:36

#86 - Kyothine - Quote: "hahaha, FML users are such morons."

What does that make you?

ilanie04 | 16

#6598016 - Friday 6 May 2016 1:44

did you reply to yourself?

By Einstein714 | 0

#374017 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

what a bitch! move on you're better without her

Ox_Baker | 0

#374144 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:08

"Bitch" is surprisingly appropriate in this instance.

By TyphoidMarty | 2

#374018 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

That sucks and you deserve better. FYL.

By highonlife77 | 0

#374019 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:37

That sucks man I'm sorry. Fuck number 1

Phillay632 | 0

#374113 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:57

Hey, fuck you, asshole.

Check_Mate | 0

#374417 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:49

Fuck you too, troll elsewhere.

KiwiBlu | 0

#374490 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:27

Trolling, much?

OP: that really sucks :( your life is indeed fucked

ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6086493 - Saturday 11 October 2014 5:08

Fuck you all

By meanie_monday | 0

#374034 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:39

I'm sure the dogs love you :)

By ptrox123 | 2

#374045 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:41

whoa, i feel bad for you .
your girlfriend is a total bitch ... she was totally using you !
unless she met someone on her "small vacation"

Alexgoesfml | 3

#375426 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:29

It would make it worse if she met someone on her small vacation. Honestly I don't see it as that much of a big deal this FML. I don't know why but it doesn't seem like a bad thing to do.

jbchica | 7

#3751247 - Sunday 18 December 2011 23:11

I agree, honestly I would do the same thing if I decided to break ip with my boyfriend while on vacation because my dogs don't deserve to starve just because I dump my boyfriend. And maybe she wanted to break up with you in person. Still, Fyl, but I see where she's coming from

shampuukitty | 18

#6055346 - Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:15

more than sure thats what happened. same exact thing happened to a friend of mine

By allan77 | 0

#374058 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:42

#1 is a toolbag. And your ex is a bitch of epic proportions! FYL

By Tri_fml | 5

#374068 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:44

Bitch? I think that's a little light.

I think you'll find what she is, is a "cunt". FYL mate, hopefully someone whos that much of a shitfuck will be easy to get over at least :)

By nuclear | 0

#374071 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:44

What a bitch. Like someone already said, at least the dogs love you!

By 009yp | 0

#374072 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:45

bros before hos duude

jbchica | 7

#3751249 - Sunday 18 December 2011 23:13

That has nothing to do with this fml...he didn't leave his guy friends for her so he never put the hoe before his bros..you obviously don't get the meaning if that saying