By Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
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You're an asshole. You must just be bitter because you can't get laid, eh?

OP -- Hate to overuse the 'bitch' pun... but... what a royal bitch.
Should've accidentally given her dogs some chocolate, or something of the sort, so the dogs would have some lovely diarrhea for her to deal with. :D

  Alexgoesfml  |  3

It would make it worse if she met someone on her small vacation. Honestly I don't see it as that much of a big deal this FML. I don't know why but it doesn't seem like a bad thing to do.

  jbchica  |  7

I agree, honestly I would do the same thing if I decided to break ip with my boyfriend while on vacation because my dogs don't deserve to starve just because I dump my boyfriend. And maybe she wanted to break up with you in person. Still, Fyl, but I see where she's coming from

By  Tri_fml  |  5

Bitch? I think that's a little light.

I think you'll find what she is, is a "cunt". FYL mate, hopefully someone whos that much of a shitfuck will be easy to get over at least :)

  jbchica  |  7

That has nothing to do with this fml...he didn't leave his guy friends for her so he never put the hoe before his obviously don't get the meaning if that saying