By Anonymous - / Monday 6 July 2009 20:27 / United States
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You're an asshole. You must just be bitter because you can't get laid, eh?

OP -- Hate to overuse the 'bitch' pun... but... what a royal bitch.
Should've accidentally given her dogs some chocolate, or something of the sort, so the dogs would have some lovely diarrhea for her to deal with. :D

  Alexgoesfml  |  3

It would make it worse if she met someone on her small vacation. Honestly I don't see it as that much of a big deal this FML. I don't know why but it doesn't seem like a bad thing to do.

  jbchica  |  7

I agree, honestly I would do the same thing if I decided to break ip with my boyfriend while on vacation because my dogs don't deserve to starve just because I dump my boyfriend. And maybe she wanted to break up with you in person. Still, Fyl, but I see where she's coming from

By  Tri_fml  |  5

Bitch? I think that's a little light.

I think you'll find what she is, is a "cunt". FYL mate, hopefully someone whos that much of a shitfuck will be easy to get over at least :)

  jbchica  |  7

That has nothing to do with this fml...he didn't leave his guy friends for her so he never put the hoe before his bros..you obviously don't get the meaning if that saying

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