By bsulyingb - 24/11/2013 19:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 544
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I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

Well change your priorities to her sister.


Seems lije you wated a U and I and all she wanted was the D. different priorities indeed.

Seems like you wanted the U and I and all she wanted was the D. Different priorities indeed.*

Sadly enough… I almost understood that!

#1 seems like what you need is to study your grammer.

*grammar, 24. *shakes head in dismay*

I don't even, what.

Somuchart 3

On the bright side at lease your priorities aren't the same?

Oh my god. Idiots, idiots everywhere..

This is why aliens won't talk to us

As well as experiment on us. They want to know how an intelligent animal can have such high concentrations of stupid.

I love how the OP of the reply makes a mistake but is smart enough to correct himself before anyone else can comment. But you all jumped his ass anyway and half of you made grammar mistakes of your own. I finally understand....... Retards need to bag on others to feel smarter. Ohh wait already knew that my bad. -_-

It's what he said, not that he made a mistake of misspelling a word.

MzZombicidal 36

I'm guessing you call other people retards to feel better about yourself, #64?

BaldoktheMystic 3

.... I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I agree #64. He did fix his mistakes and some people still went out of their way to attack him. People these days. . .

robbins28 7

This is why you don't do drugs.

smbio 17

I'm pretty sure I'd call that different priorities, sounds like you dodged a bullet there, OP.

Hey, at least she was truthful.

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

did somebody say 3some?

Well change your priorities to her sister.

Unless there's no sister.

But what if there is.

that's fuckin nasty #26

for some people it's an option

Don't you mean /her/ mom?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I was thinking her brother but hey, your preference. Haha..

incoherentrmblr 21

If there's no sister, her mom. If there's no mom, her best friend.

perdix 29

Maybe if you aligned your priorities, you could have a nice threesome! I hope for your sake that the co-worker is a girl (that's my dream, at least.)

Yes,she wanted to get in his females coworkers pants

beelee1988 13

73, you act like that's not possible.

At least she broke up with you first!

I agree. FYL, OP, but it is a step up from being cheated on. She could have easily forgone the shitty excuse and gotten into your coworker's pants while she was still with you, at least she had the decency to break up with you first.

Well that is that he knows of. Who knows if they were secretly hooking up before she broke up with OP

evan_7899 28

Have you ever considered changing your priorities to the more 'feminine' side?

Well, maybe she was just trying them on for size before she bought her own pair.

So if you wanted her back... all you'd have to do is get in your co-workers pants. Simple

You're faithful. She's not. Guess she doesn't understand what a relationship is.