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By Anonyme - 18/06/2011 01:25 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By logic - 18/01/2016 15:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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xXSweetNightmare 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.

Crlnprz 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

lazzy

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candys123 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:25

why can't you do the dishes? this ain't 1950!!

WordSmyth 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:26

Isn't there a bathroom sink? How do you wash your hands?

WCARlover 34

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:27

toilet water. whatever :p

osf777 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:27

Other people have real problems. get over yourself OP.

KLern 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:31

simple solution to this problem; quit the little stand off you guys are having and do the damn dishes together.

shelby0123 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:31

ok so her excuse is she's lazy. what's urs

BumbleChick 18

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:33

Doesn't look like you two clean up much. -_-

obnum 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:33

easy solution: stop being lazy and wash the dishes

BB_ava 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:36

She's in the kitchen. Let her do what she wants :]

underdose 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:39

so your trying to say that she should clean them...and why not you your able to clean to shea not your mother or your maid shes your girlfriend

BB_ava 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:47

^ fail

obnum 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:10

I don't think that's eat op was saying. I think he's just saying that they haven't done the dishes in a while and they're both too lazy to do it

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