By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States
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usmc, it's tourette's. google a disease/condition before trying to make jokes claiming you have it. jokes are usually funnier when you don't have to cringe due to bad spelling or grammatical errors. although, i don't think it would have helped much in this case, either way. op: ydi for having sex in a car, but not much of a fml, unless you got cited for lewd conduct or indecent exposure.
"usmc, it's tourette's. google a disease/condition before trying to make jokes claiming you have it. jokes are usually funnier when you don't have to cringe due to bad spelling or grammatical errors. " Umm it's grammatically incorrect to indicate plural with an apostrophe
hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...
ouch, haha, if i were her i might just say yes to screw with you... that sucks though' i hate the whole public indecentcy thing. youre in a car at least
You know if you said yes he'd instantly be charged with rape, kidnapping, and sexual assault, be given a criminal record, appear on the sex offender list, and would not longer be considered bondable. Yep, ruining his life is an awesome joke. And that's what happens for being charged, not convicted.
Ummm thats not entirely true... if your charged with something, its just charges and alligations, you dont get put onto the sex offender registry or get a criminal record until you are in fact convicted. Until such a time its called "pending charges/alligations" If you are found not guilty, the records are sealed and nothing happens, if you are found guilty THEN your on the registry and have a criminal record... never BEFORE conviction. Innocent til proven guilty... if your charged with something, yes it may suck that you have to deal with the fact that when you go to court when they call your name, all those charges come up, but until your found guilty, nothing can be done, other than maybe a restraining order against him from the girl.
I don't see how this is an FML. It's embarrassing, but the cop was just making sure nothing illegal (aka rape) was going on.
They're required to ask that right off the bat in most precincts when they stumble upon public sex.
This is standard operating procedure in these situations to ask something similar to that. "Are you being held against your will" does seem kinda negative though. In Virginia they ask both people "was what you were doing consensual". So fyl for having a cop show up, but not for him asking that.