By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML
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People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.

Cock block Furby, ouch

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People still own Ferby's? I remember them being popular over 10 years ago, and found them creepy even then.

The first time through, I read it as "getting off on its own." That was hilarious!

HalfLit 17

Lol I wouldn't let something that silly ruin my "mood". Just take the batteries out, laugh it off, and keep going. YDI for being so fragile

Cock block Furby, ouch

YDI for having a Furby in your house that wasn't already smashed​ to pieces. Those things are beyond annoying.

I was waiting to hear "But it didn't have any batteries!"

mariri9206 32

You know they run on fear and human souls, instead of batteries, right?

You're clearly too young to be having sex if you still own a Furby.

Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"

Anyone else think of that one guy from Family Guy who would always end coitus stories about his girlfriend with "But she was like: 'There was no way.'"