By Anonymous - United States - Eugene
  Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
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  zBLAKEz  |  23

I don't get why everyone is down voting #2, that was a really rude thing to say. I bet people would be reacting differently if the roles were reversed and it was a guy talking about how his girlfriend had small breasts. Then everyone would probably be saying he's a horrible person and she should leave him. Double standards are great.

  parism143  |  28

Then again, 53, it's not a huge thing to get upset over. It's just a part of your body that you can't really change without a little help from plastic surgery.
And I'm sure she was just teasing, if it was so big of a deal to her why hasn't she left him yet?

  zBLAKEz  |  23

It's because people make it seem like a big deal. Girls constantly talk about how big of a deal it is for a guy to be big. Just like how the media glorifies big breasts making them seem absolutely necessary to girls and most likely making girls feel self conscious about the size of their own breasts. There have even been FML's with girls complaining about the size of their boyfriend.

And it probably doesn't help that that's a girls go to weapon when she wants to shatter a guy's ego.

  HanBroman  |  20

#31 the only people to thumbs up that would have to either have tiny penises or a boyfriend with a tiny penis.
which seems to be just about everyone on here.

great job being original btw.

  Yeshua_fml  |  19

I tested it out and they're right. The length of your foot is equivalent to the lenth of your forearm. However, that doesn't take away from how funny your response was.