By Loserbot - United States - Saint Petersburg
  Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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  pokefan813  |  16

Don't be an ass, op. everyone has a weird fetish. You just have to find it. There is no such thing as a "normal fetish".

Even a sexual attraction to breasts is peculiar in some countries.

By  trippythehippy  |  6

The correct response was

You have a crush on him? Me too! But you can't have him. He's mine!

At least then you would be rid of her.