But did you get nailed in the end?

i guess she got nailed. just not in the way she wanted. hehe.

That's not sexy in the slightest. Hopefully you were able to continue elsewhere!

Probably just a messy dude. If you tell him next time that you'll have a ladyfriend over he'll probably abide and clean up and make himself scarce.

hope you NAILED it

I once heard a story on the radio about a woman who collected toe nails from herself and other people so she could eat them. She would actually ask other people for their toe nails so she could eat them. I've lived with that in my head for ten years. Now you deal with it.

I srsly hate you right now..

Aw, I hate you too, license plate. :)

How does he not understand how to do that over a trash can

so you don't clean up before inviting your gf over? especially since you seem to know you have a messy roommate..

Maybe your roommate doesn't appreciate you shagging in the shower and this is their dirty protest.

bet u didn't know u were getting a threesome