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By Ryan / Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:57 / United States
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By  kbeverly07  |  1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

By  perdix  |  29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

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By  eltapatio16  |  5

Trolled!!

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Shouldve said u dated tighter pussies

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  Llama_Face89  |  33

20- only guys with tiny dicks say that :)

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Hot And Heavy? Does Anyone Else Say That?! •_•

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  RedMosquito  |  4

Tell her if she wants bigger breasts she should rub toilet paper between them. When she tells you that wouldn't work, ask her if she's sure because it worked on her ass!

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Never compare parts of your girlfriends body with your ex-girlfriends, EVAH. Even if you mean well. Next time she says something like that, just tell her what you like about them (you don't need to make a comment on the size).

By  kbeverly07  |  1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

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Lol, who says that now? @OP you shouldn't said you'd buy her bigger ones after ;p

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shouldve* autocorrected to shouldn't

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Op did not deserve this. He was obviously saying that he likes small breasts - even ones smaller than his girlfriend's. He was even saying that they're bigger than his previous girlfriends'. If it were me, I would have taken this as a compliment, or at least an attempt at one. Girls like this just need to stop being butthurt over everything a guy says. There will ALWAYS be a way to twist his words into implying something negative regarding things they're insecure about.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

I have all the sympathy in the world for people who lack self confidence, but they at least need to realize that the problem is their own, not other people's. No matter how nice anyone might be to you, if you're insecure, the way you interpret it is only going to reflect that. The good thing of course is that since the problem is within you, you have all the power to fix it.

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  Characterise  |  0

either way ohheyslogan by him saying the sentence "trying to make her feel better" is such a big lie every girl would pick that up coz I know I would've and either way you never compare

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  pyromania21  |  0

so charaterise ur sayin if ur bf said that to u and u knew he was tryin to make u feel better bout ur insecure ass ud cut him down and insult him? this girl is a dumb bitch he should dump her ass I know I would.

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  wisese  |  0

She shouldn't have started it. He shouldn't have compared her. They both said dumb things. But the girlfriend put op on the spot, so she's more at fault and she deserved it more than op.

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  katt_is_here  |  24

. . . Really? Why should his self worth be worth more than hers? Mentioning other women to her when they are getting intimate is very damaging to her self esteem. She was probably feeling self conscious about being naked around him (like A LOT of girls/women) and just needed a bit of positive reassurance. Attacking his sensitive area after feeling burned like that is natural for most humans, be they male or female. To men out there, how hard is it to say "(insert pet name here), I love you the way you are and I wouldn't change a thing." Seriously, how hard is it? It is an easy thing to say and makes us feel special and important to you. And, guess what? That means MORE SEX for you. It's a win-win.

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He never should have commented on the size of her boobs in the first place. She obviously knows she has small boobs; she knows he knows she has small boobs. Hearing him say aloud that she has small boobs probably made her feel awful and self-conscious. The damage was done -- even though he tried to fix it -- and she retaliated accordingly. I deem her comment fair in the context of the situation.

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  Ninelives_fml  |  3

The difference is this: The boyfriend said it to make her feel better. The girlfriend did it to hurt him. Fair, given the context? More like another petty reprimand for the sake of "getting even."

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  nixter5  |  18

You kind of set yourself up for that.

By  ramboman19  |  8

That is just pure evil of her! Wow!

By  smirnoff1695  |  0

Oh well, that wasn't very supportive of her.

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  downtime  |  12

49, Agree, the real issue is whether it will affect him psychologically, which may result in him questioning himself and his ability to perform...then they will have some real issues in the bedroom. All because she's a compliment fishing dipshit.

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148 Tell me what he said here that could be considered the slightest bit cruel? If you are fishing for compliments and you get insulted, I have no sympathy for you. And women like to twist compliments into insults just for the fun of it. They like to see their men squirm.

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42 What would you prefer he have done? Lie to her and tell her that they are big? What would that accomplish? If shes so insecure about her boobs then she shouldn't even bring it up. In fact, OP should've just agreed with her and said that they were small, if she was going to react as stupidly as this.

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  NotDave  |  0

Yeah, the guy wasn't trying to be mean and ended up being way nicer than the girl. His statement was meant to be and still ended up being a compliment, albeit a weak one. SHE deserved it.

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  PoeSlayer  |  0

What OP said wasn't rude, but the way he said it could've easily been taken that way. 'baby your breasts are perfect' or 'naw girl you got a great pair' or something similar would've been taken better by her. And her comment was uncalled for and bitchy.

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He was telling he he like small breasts, as he'd dated girls with smaller ones. I said it once and I'll say it again. She was fishing for a compliment, got one, and took it as an insult. She at fault here, not OP.

By  perdix  |  29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

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  jose1760  |  1

Ha ha ha your comment is hilarious !!

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  kaykay20  |  0

He didn't say they were small he just said he dated girls with smaller boobs then her. She should be happy she has something they don't...boobs. Saying he had a smaller dick then some of her ex's was uncalled for when he said her boobs were bigger not smaller then some girls he dated.

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  mk58  |  31

52, OP basically agreed that her breasts were small, regardless of whether they are bigger than the ones of other girls he has dated. He could have easily just said that he liked them regardless of how big they were.

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  OhHeySlogan  |  4

Either way, she put him on the spot which is completely unfair. So he didn't say the best thing he could have while he was under pressure, but at least he didn't say "PSSHHH yeah they're small! My Ex had incredible porn star tits" ...He's only human.

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  WickedGinger  |  2

Honestly, don't people know better than to talk during sex? Nothing good comes of it. Yes, her desperate attempt to boost her self image put him in a tight spot, but comparing the girl you are about to do, with the other girls you have done, will result in an immediate cessation of all doing now.

By  MattRoseen  |  12

Well what would she like you to do? Lie and say they're not small when you can both plainly see they are? A little bitchy and uncalled for...she shouldn't have put you in that situation. Especially during sex..

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  asia3pea90  |  13

Dumb bitch. He started it. Nobody feels bad for him. Why would he talk about her boobs anyway. That's bitchy. You act like he did nothing wrong. God your an idiot and you make yourself sound stupid, so stfu...

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  MattRoseen  |  12

91, 146, or 181-whichever one you'd like to call yourself: To be quite honest, I'm from a microscopic "hic" town called Manhattan, Illinois where the population's literally under 9,000. I don't play football, and no one in the whole city even owns a Mustang, much less wants to. Everyone drives trucks out here, and more importantly, I'm a few months away from my liscense, so I can't drive. And as for the way we dress- flannel, jeans, shorts, and t-shirts are popular. Not any of the uppedy shit you listed. So before you go commenting like a dumbass, please know a little about what you'll be attempting to make fun of.

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  MattRoseen  |  12

And 130....at the risk of being thumbed down, I have to say this or it will bug me. If you learn to read, the FML said she commented on the small size of her breasts...which means OP's girlfriend started the discussion/argument. Therefore, I'm not a "dumb bitch" for knowing how to read. It appears you are.

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  alexa183  |  2

Your reply to 181 made me laugh(: it must be awesome living somewhere like that! Sorry I know that has nothing to do with the original post...

By  roswelluga  |  4

what a witch

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