By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
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SoCalKay 3
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Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

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4evaYong21 1
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Your life sucks.. Mainly because your penis looks like a naked mole rat. Hahaha

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4evaYong21 1
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Your life sucks.. Mainly because your penis looks like a naked mole rat. Hahaha

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fabian21 0
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Her vagina probably looks like Harry the Hairy Hog.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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So, I guess if you're fapping, it would look like animal abuse?

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Cazzybum 11
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My boyfriends looks like one too, when it's small and flaccid. Twice the size when erect tho so it's ok to have a giggle about it. OP don't be so insecure about your package, it's not the be-all and end-all.

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murlocholmes 5
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Arnt naked mole rats known for "tunneling"? Don't mess with nature, I suppose...

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s0m3guy2010 21
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12- PETA has already tried to rescue Rufus on several occasions. Each time, Rufus would quickly burrow back into OP's jeans before they could salvage him.

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poostool 5
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Have Rufus tunnel into her ass before making her deep throat Rufus.

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zombicidal 11
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I'm surprised at the amount of people who know Kim possible on this post I expected a few "who's Rufus"

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rainbowfndash 0
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Why did he have a male chicken in his pants? Pols some one explain!

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Jovecove 13
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Gerbils up the ass!

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RedPillSucks 31
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Rooster =/= Rufus Yes, I'm a Kim Possible fan.

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jkmartinjk 16
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WTF. This was my post you dick

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teejessika 13
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Pics or it didn't happen! :P

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katt_is_here 24
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So, does it look like a naked mole rat? I mean, she showed you a bunch of pictures after she said that, so you've gotta know if she was right or not. Inquiring minds want to know!

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xexu13 3
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rufus kinda looks like a penis so ur clear his teeth looks like jizz drippin out

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SoCalKay 3
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Atleast Rufus isn't exactly small haha

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mejiiaa 0
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If she laughs at your penis , she's too young for you bro .

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Beeftinkle 13
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Would you rather have a bf with a smaller but normal dick, or a bf with a bigger ugly misshapen one?

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crisspz 4
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you should of said "all the better too nibble on your pussy with" lmfao!!!!!!

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s0m3guy2010 21
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At least she didn't say that it looked like an inch worm.

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Omgitsaireyonna 6
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Has that happened to you before?):

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s0m3guy2010 21
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Only when I lived in Antarctica. "I swear it's shrinkage!"

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joeinthedark 18
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Shrinkage is no laughing matter. It happens to even the biggest of us, leaving us looking 'average'.

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nick347b 6
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Slap her across the face with your mole rat.

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ollie179 21
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As you can see here, Rufus has a very shrivelled back, like your dick, and Rufus has a small tail, like your dick.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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His dick has a tail? I'd be curious to see what that looks like.

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Enslaved 36
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I'm thinking rounded head, pink and hairless. Not really bad traits if you ask me. Oh and the girls already mentioned size.(:

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RedPillSucks 31
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Erm... Rufus has giant front teeth, like your dick???? I think she now has reason to be concerned.

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exleonhart 0
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That's why you only ever go balls deep!

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Enslaved 36
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How is that "Possible". Awe.... Rufus is cute.(:

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lowl1f3 5
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I see what you did there...

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GothicAngel95 16
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How punny of you

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DHoffmann 9
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Tell her Rufus is excited and wants to make a home inside of her.

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emo_chick4 0
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Haha that's terrible. Lol

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CuteDumBlonde64 11
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Well that 20min you won't get back again :/

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perdix 29
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That sounds so boring that I would have gone from Rufus the Mighty Purple Naked Mole Rat With Throbbing Veins of Pleasure to Rufus the Sad Mushroom in a Lump of Soggy Oatmeal. I haven't heard about such a mood-killer since I was fucking this girl and, right in the middle of it, she starts trying to sell me Amway products.

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oSwag 0
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It's Peter Griffin y'all.

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