By bummerdood - United States - Wichita
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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  torbey  |  23

how does a bus go to the drive-in? they'd all have to get out to be able to see? unless they brought chairs or something but that's a bit weird...hmmm

  DA14573  |  6

I've been to a drive in theater. I'm still wondering how the kids can see and hear the movie from a bus in the first place. Usually you have to tune the radio to a certain station, and (school) buses don't have radios. Also, the bus would have to be really tall to see the screen. The only way I could see this working is the bus parking side ways and the kids all sit to one side. So the OP got cock blocked by kids who can't enjoy the movie anyway.


Every drive-in that I've been to has shown two movies- the first is usually a kids' movie, then the more mature/PG-13+ rated one so that parents can take their kids and they usually end up falling asleep before the second movie starts!

  JOcoco  |  14

54 - because even after being taught abstinence there will always be those teenagers that fuck anyway which is why it'd probably be a good idea to teach them how to put a condom on and take a pill. Abstinence isn't foolproof.

  Meettitan  |  14

65 is right. Abstinence takes self control. Birth control of any type only takes common sense. Neither are foolproof, but we have more kids now with common sense than self control. Not that there's much of either now-a-days anyways...


65- I'm not saying we shouldn't be taught to use condoms and birth control (I say we because I'm a teenager too). I'm just saying that teenagers should be taught the consequences of sex, which can happen even when using methods of protection. Abstinence is the only 100% safe method and I just think teens need to know that. There always will be those who fuck, but If they learn what bad things can happen because of it, maybe they wouldn't be so eager to.

  ellytoad  |  13

Saying abstinence is a form of birth control is like calling empty ornamental eggshells a great way to avoid high cholesterol.
Safe sex, moderate yolk consumption, neither one defeating the point.

  easyprey  |  8

With how messed up the world is these days the bus load of kids could of been shouting out useful advice on how to do it properly. I saw elementary school kids making out, with tongue, on my bus when I was in school.

  gmc_blossom  |  21

Maybe masturbation should be taught in school so those horny little 13 year olds can pleasure themselves without sex.

I can't believe I just said, "horny" and "13 year olds" in the same sentence.

I played with Bratz and Barbies when I was 13. Not dicks.

  nado13579  |  12

^ I'm 13. My childhood is currently being filled with Disney, video games, sports, cartoons, memes, and lots of epic(and some geeky) things. Seriously, to all kids my age, how about spending your childhood right? Once you get older, you're going to regret losing your virginity so young.

  aruam365  |  24

22- Sex shouldn't be where people can easily spot you, it's gross and illegal. It doesn't have to stay in the bedroom but I sure as hell don't want to see it nor does most people, so people should refrain from that in public.


34- Sex in public where you can easily be spotted is part of the adventure. It's supposed to be a thrill knowing you might be caught. It's also kind of sexy to think you might have an audience.

  RinnieRiot  |  9

16- I don't really use foundation, just very very light bebe cream. Thanks for your kind words.
28- How old do I look? You'll probably never guess it right!

  Nhk_fml  |  4

Agreed sex is better in cars. That's why you keep supplies in the glove box and a blanket for keeping warm of course ;) in the boot oh yeah and you drive a boxy station wagon with Plenty of room

By  xgetxbentx  |  13 don't get it on at a movie?
Wait until your parents are out, find a party, an abandoned lot, etc...
Seriously, if you have to do that shit at a movie, drive in or not, odds are you're not ready for whatever you had planned.