By Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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What #19 & #20 said. Sucky time for it to be done (totaly bitch-move), but you've got a hotel room(?) with a double bed, I'm guessing, right? Vacation's a good place to get over her ;)

  imaginaryvoice  |  18

OP and his  decided to  somewhere for vacation.  got off the, got their ,  all through the airport, and as  were standing outside,  broke   and told  it was over. Now  is standing outside, on vacation by  self. In the end,  is , and  is .

  seanders  |  10

Also I woulda told security she had something suspicious looking in her bag and got her searched n everything. And if she got arrested even better

  The_Disturbed  |  5

If you're going to correct people's grammar, get it right yourself. "you're single", not "your single"
I think OP is trying to say it in a more present tense, hence "looks at me and says" as opposed to "looked at me and said"
Either that or OP is unable to differentiate between tenses.
And OP, FYL. The only way that would be any worse is if you're the one who paid for the tickets. Just try and enjoy what remains of your holiday, and try using the time away to get over her.

  marcranger  |  28

ydi for being a slut--I mean, being stupid--no, wait, having a penis. actually, any one of the above implies the other two. no wonder she broke up with you, whore.

  Cinn_fml  |  22

True, and to not be lonely for the same period of time in which she will be.
Unless she's one of those people who actually talks to the people around them on trains and planes...

  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

He won't necessarily have to fly back by himself; he COULD get off his interweb cybermachine and go meet some locals, get laid (FORNICATE!!!), and bring a special one back with him to rub in his ex's face.


YDI for having bags.

  Cinn_fml  |  22

It's only obvious because every time an FML involving sex comes up you say 'ydi for fornicating'... and then coupled with the comment you made a few moments ago where you insisted on putting it in even though you'd said 'get laid' first...