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By Anonymous - / Friday 30 July 2010 06:38 / United States
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What #19 & #20 said. Sucky time for it to be done (totaly bitch-move), but you've got a hotel room(?) with a double bed, I'm guessing, right? Vacation's a good place to get over her ;)

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OP and his  decided to  somewhere for vacation.  got off the, got their ,  all through the airport, and as  were standing outside,  broke   and told  it was over. Now  is standing outside, on vacation by  self. In the end,  is , and  is .

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Sounds to me like your vacation just got better! Might as well use those condoms you packed;)(Assuming you packed some)

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Also I woulda told security she had something suspicious looking in her bag and got her searched n everything. And if she got arrested even better

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*looked not looks OP. but hey now that your single and on vacation, have some fun with the local ladies!! ;)

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If you're going to correct people's grammar, get it right yourself. "you're single", not "your single" I think OP is trying to say it in a more present tense, hence "looks at me and says" as opposed to "looked at me and said" Either that or OP is unable to differentiate between tenses. And OP, FYL. The only way that would be any worse is if you're the one who paid for the tickets. Just try and enjoy what remains of your holiday, and try using the time away

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ydi for being a slut--I mean, being stupid--no, wait, having a penis. actually, any one of the above implies the other two. no wonder she broke up with you, whore.

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lol legonut cracks me up everytime I read his/her comments LOL :) thanks for the laugh! ^_^

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it's funny how you try to cover up your lack of an ass by standing like an idiot. it just makes you look like a slut.

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Fish is plural for more than one of the same species of fish. Fishes is plural for more than one species of fish. You're welcome.

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True, and to not be lonely for the same period of time in which she will be. Unless she's one of those people who actually talks to the people around them on trains and planes...

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He won't necessarily have to fly back by himself; he COULD get off his interweb cybermachine and go meet some locals, get laid (FORNICATE!!!), and bring a special one back with him to rub in his ex's face. ANYWAY, OP: YDI for having bags.

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is it THAT obvious? :( I'll try to be a bit more subtle (and I pronounced the B in that word just to bug everyone).

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It's only obvious because every time an FML involving sex comes up you say 'ydi for fornicating'... and then coupled with the comment you made a few moments ago where you insisted on putting it in even though you'd said 'get laid' first...

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I'm assuming OP will be pretty upset about it and therefore won't have such a great time, despite being abroad. I know I wouldn't!

If a girl's stupid enough to decide at that point to end the relationship, she really isn't worth it, OP. So just have a good time without her.

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