By Anonymous - United States - Houston
  Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML
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  holly_fly  |  34

Because imagine being under the stars, candlelight and the moon the only sources of light... With a few blankets, it's VERY romantic... And when is romantic ever 100% comfortable XD


It's not as awful as one might think. Back when I had my truck, my husband and I (back during our first weekend of dating after a long friendship) were out, but we didn't want to go back to my house yet because there was a lot of family there and it was getting crowded. For some reason, my mom's house was always the place to stay when any family visited California.

So, we parked in the middle of an empty field and spent some time alone. One thing led to another and we had a situation like OP's minus the ants because we made sure to keep clothing in the truck. If you have a thick blanket, having a truck is like always having a portable hangout.