By taintedlover - 13/05/2014 21:31 - United States - Seattle
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1800-choke DAT hoe
#9, That would only hurt if she cared about OP, which apparently she doesn't. OP would be more hurtful to her by saying she's ugly and lousy in bed, because clearly such shallow matters are the only things she cares about.
OP could say that the only way he gets off in bed is by thinking about her sister/BFF/mother or somebody else along those lines.
"LeedleLeedleLeedle"
Tell her she's an overly-complicated life support system for a vagina you like to occasionally use.
Na OP should wear a clown costume, honk a giant horn and give her a fortune cookie break up note

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Show it anywayCorrection: OP should be happy that he has a good friend
Yeah makes me suspicious of his best friend
Ok nobody is saying it. OP is a needy little bitch. That's what she means by "all the emotions" !!
Looks like she has her priorities straight
That was sarcasm; a joke. She doesn't have her priorities straight, obviously.
You don't say?
Well, that's degrading.
At least you have a loyal friend.
And here we were thinking that men were shallow ass holes who use others for their bodies. Turns out women can be as douchie as men. HOORAY EQUALITY!!! :D I knew that whole women's lob thing would pan out one day!
lol! Yeah, I meant women's *lib, but I like your idea too!
Any real feminist knows women are just as capable of being assholes and shallow as men are!
Don't need to be a feminist to know it, just admit it ;)
yeah well...as long as you think in categories like 'typical men/women' you wont get your equality ;-) Im a woman and i know very well how 'douchie' women can be...because humans can be assholes.
Do you realize how expensive a dildo is these days? :p
They're as low as 17.99$ at SpencersOnline!
I'm not gonna ask how you know this. *if you know what I mean.*
9.99 on Amazon. not that I would know or anything....
Just make sure they weren't already used... I mean unless you're in to that
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1800-choke DAT hoe
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice