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By LoveGlove - / Saturday 21 June 2014 21:42 / Canada
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Yo dawg I heard you like safety so I put some protection on yo protection so you can protect yo'self while you protect yo'self.

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yeah, but at least his bitching made me laugh, unlike you. Take your pity party somewhere else cause you're not finding it here

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No, he has to wear the condom on any rifle issued him for a week...not carry an issued rifle for a week....but the phone part doesn't make sense. :P

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#17, he never he was carrying his rifle for only a week. He was saying that for the next week any rifle he had was to have a condom on it. No need to be a douchebag by down talking his choice to serve in any part of the military.

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21 you're whining like a spanked bitch, calm down dude it's just the internet. Everyone I've seen on the internet with "USMC" in their name have always been such pathetic douchebags, you're not helping the cause bro.

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The format of FML forces posters to construct the story in present tense. This likely happened a while back and the OP is just now posting about it. The condoms could have been brought from home and as others have pointed out, it doesn't say OP has to only carry a rifle for a week, just that the condom has to be put on the rifle for a week. Next time, on How It's Made...

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You forgot one thing, we're not the enemy. we are just people on the internet. So there is no reason to be so hostile.

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21: He most likely posted about the event AFTER the fact. Everyone still has to go without phones for training. Also, side note, he's probably either Marine or Navy. Army and Air Force don't say "boot camp".

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I love how most people who are telling OP to quit bitching are from the US, when it clearly says this FML is from Canada. Did it ever occur to any of you military hard-asses that their system is different than yours?

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