By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 319
You deserved it 3 566

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k8izgr8_fml 0

how dare you not live your life according to their expectations. selfish...

Thabb 0

They just want you to look guilty of something

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BeastMode5 0

Lucky you.

socksonparade9 0

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cudi504 4

i think you mean friends

GuitarFail123 9

agreed, parenting fail.

And besides the fact that OP may not want marriage and children, how is an intervention supposed to help him/her find a spouse and have babies?

Statistically, married people are happier and enjoy longer lives.

It's not how they want it to be? You got good friends:)

A7X_LoVeee 10

More like your reading sucks.

MrFlintstone 5

so your friends want you to be happy what's the big deal?

29- Really? Because my traditional grandparents have been married for almost 60 years and they hate the sight of each other.

cudi504 4

29 married peoples lives arent really longer they just seem longer

29 - said 'statistically' makes them live longer but hey it's different for everyone

KingGeorgeGal 12

They need to understand that it is your life and you don't have to have a wife and kids, atleast not right away.

icecreammintz 0

take off the hat, wangtsa

hellogoodbye1996 6

the word fail is being tragically overused.

abby_mariee5 5

88 wins!

So what you don't have a wife and kids? Maybe you're not ready to. Your friends have overlooked a crucial detail there.

Studies have shown that married people tend to live longer, but other studies show that couples- married or unmarried- that have a very passionate love will live shorter lives, because such love causes the same chemical releases as intense stress. The case is different for everyone, though. These are just patterns that have been observed. That doesn't make it impossible for there to be other things. 81, what you say about your grandparents is sad, but it doesn't mean that the studies are wrong.

There lives aren't really longer..... they just feel that way

Hidan_fml 0

I think he's like the 40 year old virgin just with a car.

Actually, they did a survey and child-free people are happier than parents.

IDontKnow10101 14

imma have to say no on this, I'm sure after 2 years they are gonna plan each other's murder so they can grab the insurance money assuming they have insurance

IDontKnow10101 14

^ meant for #29

@68 maybe they should want OP to be happy acording to OP's own values and not their own. if my friends ever dared to tell me i needed a wife let alone god damned kids they would not be alowed near me untill they provided me with an apology for being such idiots.

wankerwillie 0

If his friends wanted him to be happy they would get his back about jamming their lifestyle choices down his throat.

Thabb 0

They just want you to look guilty of something

bigfoot89 4

stage an intervention for them

CasualZombie 6

The amount of sense that makes is astounding.

Your reading skills must have missed 2nd grade.

adropofpeace 8

83... did I miss something? o.O

83 it's his friends not wife learn how to read!!!! I thought they tought that in kindigarten

KingGeorgeGal 12

108: Learn to spell correctly if you are going to criticize somebody else. (:

Skankles 0

I'm sure nothing's wrong with 83. If you'd use a little brainpower instead of just attacking him, you'd realize that he accidentally commented on the wrong FML.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Ahh thanks 113, I just realized that but he sti deserves a thumb down for posting on the wrong FML.

KingGeorgeGal 12

*still

muchagente 5

"kindigarten" is a beautiful word!

iChel413 6

Wrong FML?

OP's friends need some counseling.... randomly staging an intervention isn't what real friends do.

fadingfaith 4

I agree that something is wrong with them but friends that are real friends wouldn't do this because they simply wouldn't care about op.

Well the friends just probably had the wrong mindset.

In Soviet Russia, Intervention stage you!

skoock 0

but will it blend?

insanity I think the same only the opposite of what u just said. and I think I know that eye from somewhere

NeverShoutDana 13

Family... It's a beautiful thing.

NeverShoutDana 13

My bad.

flockz 19

are friends a beautiful thing too? or is your first comment now invalid? :D

everything's a beautiful thing, and everyone is friends with everyone else.

*cough*hippy*cough*

*cough*sarcasm*cough*

sourgirl101 28

At first I thought #8 was encouraging the OP to start a family because it's a beautiful thing. (: OP, if you're fine with being single then more power to you. Most single men I know bitch about not being able to find someone, if that's not your case then tell your friends to butt out.

wtf is ur problem? y wud u put ur cell numbah and skype name on ur profile? hah wutevs StRaNgEr DaNgEr! lol jk. waiting for all the thumbs down ;)

KingGeorgeGal 12

212. Wtf is your problem, I am not even going to take the time to thumb your comment down.

k8izgr8_fml 0

how dare you not live your life according to their expectations. selfish...

sounds like we have the same parents!!

maybe, but how has that anything to do with OP's friends staging an interventiom?

cudi504 4

theyr jealous you got a good life just forget them

Mau5Trap 0

nice pic bro :]

in his description it says it isn't him and that he just wanted people on FML to see it

tayyters 4

lies lol no1 needs to see more obese white children ever haha

breuhh 0

Dibs on you. ;) Hottieee!

Ryan747 0

Dude you look like a tatol faggit to all demensions. I just want to punch you in your face for just acting like your cool and when your a fat loser who's friends are just other faggits like you self. Lose Some Weight!!!

Ryan747 0

lair that is u! you aren't black

jealousy rears it's ugly head. tell them "peace out" and go on a care-free vacation

bubblybrooke 12

its*. It's would be it is, and is .:. incorrect.