FML : Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends...

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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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You deserved it

By dontevenassk - / Friday 12 June 2009 04:44 / Canada

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By ostensibly | 0

#296963 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so fucking vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

By biancagolden | 0

#296966 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so shitty of them D:

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By ostensibly | 0

#296963 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so fucking vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

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grovyle210 | 3

#1311278 - Saturday 28 August 2010 7:48

...*barf*

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domking1315 | 20

#5135659 - Saturday 10 November 2012 22:33

Cuss

By biancagolden | 0

#296966 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so shitty of them D:

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writergirl69 | 0

#1141010 - Monday 26 July 2010 4:51

quite literally

By hypothetically | 0

#296967 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:05

Recreating volume 1 of Jackass!

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Humanspider | 18

#3680808 - Sunday 4 December 2011 13:21

I HATE THAT FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH!

By ostensibly | 0

#296976 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:07

Also, you got your shit rocked.

By 9six7four4 | 0

#296979 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:09

FYL for sure but you should've just sat ON their car and rolled around a little bit then.

By shimmyya88 | 0

#296987 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

You should've just jumped in the car anyway, they deserved it. Sorry man.

By wtrplochica | 0

#296991 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:14

Ewwww that's nasty. Your friends suck. I agree roll on the car or something...sure it was on accident?

By Cat135 | 0

#296998 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:18

hahahahaha that's so funny! nothing better than a shit-shower!

By Jimboom | 11

#296999 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:18

Forgive your friends and give them a great big hug!!! :)

By CykoX | 0

#297002 - Friday 12 June 2009 12:20

This FML stinks.

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