FML : Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded,...

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whyme / Friday 31 May 2013 18:47 / United States - Crescent

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By PenguinBitch | 43

#5515762 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:10

Let me guess, your real name IS McLovin!

By MDTeddy | 13

#5515779 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:14

How can someone not know what an ID looks like? They should be fired.

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By Patriots21 | 14

#5515753 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:08

I remember my first beer..

lilhellian | 26

#5515758 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:10

Question is, were you actually 21+? :)

KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5515791 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:18

I wasn't :P

lilhellian | 26

#5515803 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:24

Was anyone on here? xD

PenguinBitch | 43

#5515842 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:55

I remember my first beer. Sweet, sweet beer. I always hated it!

nightbirdblue | 27

#5515844 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:55

I've never had my first beer. Vodka, however, is awesome.

KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5515874 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:26

I hate vodka >.< Beer is the boss!!!

EMTchic | 14

#5515880 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:33

Lolz 26 is that a Spongebob reference? I seem to remember some "sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!"

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5515912 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:09

Haha that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!

PuggieKid | 22

#5516351 - Saturday 1 June 2013 14:20

Its okay...karma will get them!

Criminallylnsane | 13

#6085861 - Friday 10 October 2014 10:38

I have been drinking since 15.

By ThatGuyWhoTalks | 10

#5515759 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:10

Best friends ever

By PenguinBitch | 43

#5515762 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:10

Let me guess, your real name IS McLovin!

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#5515864 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:17

I bet he was a hawaiian organ donor, too!

iJUSTINsane | 12

#5515929 - Saturday 1 June 2013 5:30

Sounds like a sexy hamburger

By Heather_Eve | 5

#5515764 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:11

Oh the irony

By TwinkleToes7 | 15

#5515765 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:11

It's never bad to look young!!!

botanistjessica | 24

#5515834 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:47

Except when you get kicked out of the bar...

Ki11erC | 18

#5516273 - Saturday 1 June 2013 13:15

And you're of legal age.

GRgoldfish | 19

#5516452 - Saturday 1 June 2013 16:43

she speaks the truth. think about it in the long run, when your 60 years old you'll look not a day over 30.

By priest_of_war | 10

#5515768 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:12

Sounds like fun

By rhevenge | 19

#5515772 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Welshite | 39

#5515780 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:14

"...go yo a diff bar..."

I cringed; I really did.

Zebediabolical | 36

#5515815 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:35

I don't know which is worse. The lack of spelling and grammar or that #8 would torpedo her friends like that.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5515859 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:13

relax. The y and the t are right next to each other

DocBastard | 38

#5515878 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:32

RPS - That may be true, but there's no excuse for that apostrophe in "id's".

hannahsnyder69 | 16

#5516036 - Saturday 1 June 2013 6:35

Hey, how bout you don't throw "yo" friends under the bus like that

jengers115 | 10

#5516062 - Saturday 1 June 2013 7:07

Am I the only one who finds it funny for a different reason?

Invasion976 | 6

#5516795 - Saturday 1 June 2013 21:19

Problem is.. OP just gets kicked out, OP's friends, go to prison.

By MDTeddy | 13

#5515779 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:14

How can someone not know what an ID looks like? They should be fired.

By MissVeracity | 12

#5515783 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:15

Well you just won best friend award for not ratting out your friends! :)

By SpamPam | 18

#5515784 - Saturday 1 June 2013 3:15

Shots shots shots shots shots shots Everyboday! Errrrr except OP

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