FML : Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers...

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Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:11 / United States

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By Endymion_fml | 0

#89533 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

By AWESOM_E | 0

#89549 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

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By Endymion_fml | 0

#89533 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

kiss_of_death | 0

#912860 - Thursday 4 March 2010 03:42

its so faol you cant spell fail right

slushpup9696 | 12

#1054791 - Friday 2 July 2010 06:06

Today, I was having a heart attack. Halfway through being saved, candy started falling from the sky. MLIG

sulitak | 26

#5500627 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 08:47

that's exactly what I was thinking. That's why the floors are so disgusting... and think about everyone else in the theater... doing nothing and getting pelted with candy. gee... sounds lovely I'm ashamed to be in IL now.

By DisturbedDriver | 0

#89541 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:47

Two words: Grow up. And no, I'm not going to scream "first" since I know I'm the first to comment and I'm not a douchebag who needs to have the honor of posting first to validate his identity.

robhammer | 0

#883378 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:47

lol shut up no one cares that u would have been 1st

swhockey02 | 0

#998349 - Thursday 20 May 2010 03:23

but ur not first retard

Immatheprez | 0

#2832690 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 09:01

funny part is that ur not first... douchebag

blizzard25 | 7

#2870599 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 01:37

ur not a douchebag for not carin bout bein first, but u r a douchebag for thinkin ur da first wen ur not smartass

By zoopooz | 0

#89544 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:49

Haha you were second dumb ass. Third Bitch!

akballerchicity | 11

#5883537 - Thursday 13 March 2014 04:36

dumb nigga

By McLaughlane | 0

#89547 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:50

YDI big time. I agree with #2....grow up.

By DisturbedDriver | 0

#89548 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:51

@ #2 LOL. I thought I edited my comment to read "I know I'm not the first." Apparently I deleted more than I'd thought. BTW, you're a douchebag.

By AWESOM_E | 0

#89549 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

By McLaughlane | 0

#89551 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:52

lol #5, I totally read it as "not the first" anyway. rofl #6.

By Lolrus | 0

#89554 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:56

And... how would that seem like a good idea? If you thought they were "unruly teenagers like you" then why would you follow their example? Douche.

By zoopooz | 0

#89555 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:56

#5: That doesn't make any sense, if you knew you weren't first, why would you feel the need to explain to everyone else that your not first? I think we can figure that out from the number on your post. You are clearly just trying to make an excuse for your mistake of thinking you were first.

By AshKat | 0

#89556 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 09:56

This sounds more like an FML for the guy having the heart attack...

mr10pro | 3

#1503524 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 08:21

haha yeah xD

vocaloidtiger | 12

#4599500 - Friday 22 June 2012 10:30

Today, I had a heart attack in the movie theater. As I lay on the floor writhing in pain, I was pelted with candy by a group of unruly teenagers sitting in the seats above mine. FML