By Anonymous - United States
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
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  sulitak  |  27

that's exactly what I was thinking. That's why the floors are so disgusting... and think about everyone else in the theater... doing nothing and getting pelted with candy. gee... sounds lovely
I'm ashamed to be in IL now.

By  DisturbedDriver  |  0

Two words: Grow up.

And no, I'm not going to scream "first" since I know I'm the first to comment and I'm not a douchebag who needs to have the honor of posting first to validate his identity.

By  Lolrus  |  0

And... how would that seem like a good idea?
If you thought they were "unruly teenagers like you" then why would you follow their example?


By  zoopooz  |  0

#5: That doesn't make any sense, if you knew you weren't first, why would you feel the need to explain to everyone else that your not first? I think we can figure that out from the number on your post. You are clearly just trying to make an excuse for your mistake of thinking you were first.

  vocaloidtiger  |  12

Today, I had a heart attack in the movie theater. As I lay on the floor writhing in pain, I was pelted with candy by a group of unruly teenagers sitting in the seats above mine. FML