Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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TaliaTerror
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Way to be cocky. YDI
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nadnerbz
| 6
Learn to keep your mouth shut
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ohcoolstorybro
| 14
Acting tough fail. this children is why you shouldn't try to be cool
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domking1315
| 20
^That, #1 is why you shouldnt try and be funny
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alexup24
| 13
OP, what were you thinking. Just picking a fight is stupid.
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ajeppsen
| 25
There's a difference between picking a fight and self defense
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happle
| 21
OP wasn't doing either.
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iiTsAJ
| 5
People still read newspapers?
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deviable
| 9
He was pretty stupid going for a jibe, but at least he stood up for his friend.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
67- I love the sports section on Sundays and Monday's during the NFL season. Just throwing that out there.
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ItsPersonal
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1-he wasn't trying to be cool he was trying to help his friend out
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beachyballerina
| 12
Haha!
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deliriousbasil
| 0
Boooooh! Newspapers won't disappear just because of smartphones! Go with it ;)
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and you shouldn't try to sound cool either, 1
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TaliaTerror
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Way to be cocky. YDI
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boxbrandon11
| 20
Yea! You show them OP!
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polkadots123
| 2
Is YDI you're da idiot or you dumb idiot? Sorry I'm not very familiar with this...
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yoursucklives
| 36
it's you deserved it
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Helenarth
| 6
Me too! So I'm not the only one... That makes me feel better.
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steak87
| 1
Spoken like a bully
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tjv3
| 10
You shouldn't talk mess unless you can defend yourself. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. BUT I'm glad to see you take a stand. Take some self defense classes and next time it will be different
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nadnerbz
| 6
Learn to keep your mouth shut
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jtthegr8
| 26
This fml sounds incredibly fake
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boating_guy
| 33
I'd thumb this comment up...but it has 69 likes
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Magex
| 12
Wow I feel your pain... one time some guy beat me so hard I too pooped my pants
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domking1315
| 20
Cool story bro
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idntwannaknow
| 3
I see what you did there...
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alexup24
| 13
26- Thanks for using that overused "joke." We really didn't need to know that you got it.
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Averance
| 8
Is this a bobs burgers joke?
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Xythenol
| 6
Bad Luck Brian?
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richy90255
| 8
This could be a fml
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williamh327
| 5
Loser!
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LMFAOtoFUNNY
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Maybe if you say that, you should be able to back it up.
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
Real friends do everything together! OP just wanted his share
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loufol22
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That's what I thought???!!! At the end did they say that's what I thought? Way to be cocky!
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aceangel6
| 4
Don`t tease the monkeys! Thats what happens when you tease the monkeys!
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dragynfyre
| 4
usually they throw poo. this time they threw a beating.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Sometimes monkey bite and rip out your Bali plaits and you end up with balled patches!
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iviviii
| 0
^That didn't sound stupid at all...
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Thumb me down 103, but this really happened to me in Bali! I had bright beads in my hair and when petting monkeys they attacked me. Had to get a tetanus shot, ouch!
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WCARlover
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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olpally
| 32
*golfer's clap* want a cookie?? Too bad, none for you!
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MaddieLynn123
| 7
8 - no shit!
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MaddieLynn123
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8 - no shit!
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WCARlover
| 34
Sorry I just didn't notice at first :( *accepts my poor comment status*
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olpally
| 32
I forgive you WCARlover... At least you're honest :)
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MCTime
| 12
That can be a slant rhyme. You didn't fail completely, at least not in my eyes.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Next time, don't try your luck. It could get worse than this.
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adriandba94
| 2
No doubt
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jhc240sx
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Yo wats up jen! U look like a pretty chill person. Wanna chat!?:p lol
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KitaBrah
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That wouldn't have happened if you could have been normal an just gotten a smart phone instead of a news paper-___-
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Shrike
| 22
Get the fuck off my planet.
Please?
Please?
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KitaBrah
| 0
Oooh someone seems a little upset(: good.