FML : Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside...

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Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By burr415 - / Friday 20 April 2012 22:55 / Sweden - H?gersten

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By TaliaTerror | 5

#4333330 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:01

Way to be cocky. YDI

By nadnerbz | 6

#4333332 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:01

Learn to keep your mouth shut

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By ohcoolstorybro | 14

#4333327 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:00

Acting tough fail. this children is why you shouldn't try to be cool

domking1315 | 20

#4333428 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:19

^That, #1 is why you shouldnt try and be funny

alexup24 | 13

#4333450 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:26

OP, what were you thinking. Just picking a fight is stupid.

ajeppsen | 25

#4333513 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:50

There's a difference between picking a fight and self defense

happle | 21

#4333517 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:51

OP wasn't doing either.

iiTsAJ | 5

#4333645 - Saturday 21 April 2012 8:32

People still read newspapers?

deviable | 9

#4333680 - Saturday 21 April 2012 8:53

He was pretty stupid going for a jibe, but at least he stood up for his friend.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4333689 - Saturday 21 April 2012 9:02

67- I love the sports section on Sundays and Monday's during the NFL season. Just throwing that out there.

ItsPersonal | 6

#4333720 - Saturday 21 April 2012 9:46

1-he wasn't trying to be cool he was trying to help his friend out

beachyballerina | 12

#4333951 - Saturday 21 April 2012 13:10

Haha!

deliriousbasil | 0

#4334154 - Saturday 21 April 2012 14:47

Boooooh! Newspapers won't disappear just because of smartphones! Go with it ;)

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#4335498 - Saturday 21 April 2012 20:24

and you shouldn't try to sound cool either, 1

By TaliaTerror | 5

#4333330 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:01

Way to be cocky. YDI

boxbrandon11 | 20

#4333501 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:43

Yea! You show them OP!

polkadots123 | 2

#4333678 - Saturday 21 April 2012 8:49

Is YDI you're da idiot or you dumb idiot? Sorry I'm not very familiar with this...

yoursucklives | 36

#4333696 - Saturday 21 April 2012 9:10

it's you deserved it

Helenarth | 6

#4333877 - Saturday 21 April 2012 12:12

Me too! So I'm not the only one... That makes me feel better.

steak87 | 1

#4336850 - Sunday 22 April 2012 2:05

Spoken like a bully

tjv3 | 10

#4346568 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:50

You shouldn't talk mess unless you can defend yourself. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. BUT I'm glad to see you take a stand. Take some self defense classes and next time it will be different

By nadnerbz | 6

#4333332 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:01

Learn to keep your mouth shut

jtthegr8 | 26

#4335277 - Saturday 21 April 2012 19:44

This fml sounds incredibly fake

boating_guy | 33

#4341088 - Sunday 22 April 2012 21:33

I'd thumb this comment up...but it has 69 likes

By Magex | 12

#4333339 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:02

Wow I feel your pain... one time some guy beat me so hard I too pooped my pants

domking1315 | 20

#4333400 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:10

Cool story bro

idntwannaknow | 3

#4333432 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:20

I see what you did there...

alexup24 | 13

#4333461 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:29

26- Thanks for using that overused "joke." We really didn't need to know that you got it.

Averance | 8

#4333516 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:50

Is this a bobs burgers joke?

Xythenol | 6

#4333582 - Saturday 21 April 2012 7:38

Bad Luck Brian?

richy90255 | 8

#4334768 - Saturday 21 April 2012 17:29

This could be a fml

williamh327 | 5

#4337637 - Sunday 22 April 2012 5:00

Loser!

By LMFAOtoFUNNY | 2

#4333345 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:02

Maybe if you say that, you should be able to back it up.

sarahlouise0506 | 10

#4333721 - Saturday 21 April 2012 9:46

Real friends do everything together! OP just wanted his share

By loufol22 | 5

#4333347 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:02

That's what I thought???!!! At the end did they say that's what I thought? Way to be cocky!

By aceangel6 | 4

#4333348 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:03

Don`t tease the monkeys! Thats what happens when you tease the monkeys!

dragynfyre | 4

#4333388 - Saturday 21 April 2012 6:08

usually they throw poo. this time they threw a beating.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4333704 - Saturday 21 April 2012 9:18

Sometimes monkey bite and rip out your Bali plaits and you end up with balled patches!

iviviii | 0

#4334206 - Saturday 21 April 2012 15:05

^That didn't sound stupid at all...

ladyLALAA | 28

#4338953 - Sunday 22 April 2012 12:38

Thumb me down 103, but this really happened to me in Bali! I had bright beads in my hair and when petting monkeys they attacked me. Had to get a tetanus shot, ouch!