By phonnah - United States - Bowie
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
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  Drigr  |  9

The amount of time it took to get burried just tells me that 11 more people like to chime in with "bitches be crazy" (which is now akin to "doesn't matter; had sex" in my book), then are annoyed at hearing it.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Original Poster's friend should drink Cranberry Cocktail juice as well, such as in Mean Girls, so she can lose a few pounds *screen sarcasm here*. On a serious note, I don't understand how poeple don't understand that in order to lose weight and to get into shape, you need to burn more calories than you eat, exercise, and lay off the sweets (both solids and liquids).

  Druifje88  |  3

I'm eating harry potter to turn into the flash

By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  52

Yikes. This reminds me of a girl who got in a fight at my school last year. She hated some other girl, so she froze a bottle of Gatorade and chucked it at the back of her head in the hallway 0.0

  ant1078  |  7

This reminds me of a story I read where a lady kills her husband by knocking his head with a frozen leg of lamb and when the officers come over to investigate, she cooks the lamb for them and they eat the murder weapon. Ingenious!