FML : Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke...

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Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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By Thatkid - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:29 / Singapore

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By StayClassy | 0

#3431 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:06

Oh man, I shivered. That is gross.

By Peilin | 0

#3427 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 05:46

disgusting... funny though. ask before you drink lol

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By Peilin | 0

#3427 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 05:46

disgusting... funny though. ask before you drink lol

By StayClassy | 0

#3431 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:06

Oh man, I shivered. That is gross.

By lucky_13_fml | 0

#3475 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:52

at least it wasn't a loogie/spit or something.

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Mortoli | 29

#6329794 - Wednesday 24 June 2015 01:56

my brother has done this lol.

By elguapo_fml | 0

#3485 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 08:06

a mouthful of fingernails was probably better than the mouthful of saliva you would've gotten anyay... at least you didn't end up swallowing it. why would you even WANT to drink the nasty crap at the end?

By alwaysalady | 0

#3506 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 09:06

don't share drinks with anyone.fingernails are the least of your worries... mono....meningitis....hep...there's cooties in other people's spit.

By midnyte | 0

#3533 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 09:51

Oh, *EW*!

By Seegtease | 0

#3654 - Thursday 19 February 2009 02:03

Nasty. Kind of your fault, kind of a victim of bad circumstance.

By jukeboxhero420 | 0

#3870 - Thursday 19 February 2009 08:05

That's grosser than gross.

By Femanon | 0

#4143 - Friday 20 February 2009 01:11

This is the exact reason you should NEVER EVER share drinks with people. Fucking ew...

By midnight_fml | 0

#7310 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 10:53

hahahah hahahah hahahahah hahahha OMG hahahahhahaha

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