By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
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You, sir, have been what I believe the kids used to call "Punk'd". Now, it is time to return the favor to your friend. Might I suggest the 3am air horn wake-up call?

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You, sir, have been what I believe the kids used to call "Punk'd". Now, it is time to return the favor to your friend. Might I suggest the 3am air horn wake-up call?

My husband and his friends do stuff like this to each other. It's funny.

I mean - how would she have known what your car was anyway?

Coworkers learn each other’s cars real quick. Seeing one typically means your shift is almost over.