you deserve that one for not knowing your friends mom was a creepy cat lady.

Hahaha ur Texan I reckon lol!!!!!!!
Pizza!!?!

YDI for having a friend

It could be that the mother was NOT a creepy cat lady. She could be like two friends I have and take care of some sick and/or homeless cats and try to find them a home on the weekend. But having 30+ is overdoing it.

OP, you definitely should have asked how many cats there were.

Why the hell are you complaining about 30-something cats in a house? Do you not know that 30 cats = loads of catnip? Get high off of that stuff.

wats anti flood

you should totally find out these things before making a commitment to watch someone else's pets!

Wow ya I agree with #2......The first thing I'd do is ask how many cats and if there are any special instructions regarding their care (alergies, medications etc)
30+ wow that is way too many cats to take care of for 1 person no matter how much that person loves them all...true definition of a crazy cat lady!!

What I would do is put a call into Animal Control to clear most of the cats out and when she comes back play dumb and say animal control just "showed up out of no where" and that you couldn't stop them. Haveing 30 cats isn't healthy for the women or the cats. it's impossible to take care all 30 cats properly

Call animal control the first day she's gone. Have them take ALL of them.
Open all the windows and con someone into taking out all the litter.

totally agree, and I'm pretty sure it's also illegal to have that many cats.

You asshole!! It's not healthy to have so many cats but you can't just do that. Have you ever considered the fact this lady light actually CARE about them. How would she feel is that happened??
Jerk.

YDI for not asking your friend how many cats she had

CRAZY CAT LADY. O_O

I love cats go surround yourself with them and their dirty litterboxes (or you could call the ASPCA)

Crazy cat lady. that's scary dude. i think she needs help.

What a hoosier, lol. You Indiana people crack me up.. 30+ cats! Fuckin' crazy.. You just can't get away with that over here in Chicagoland, ;-)

at least if a couple of them die she shouldnt know the difference

The upside is that if she lost count, if you manage to kill off a few of them she is not going to know the difference.