By lily - United States
Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
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  captivemj  |  4

karma is a totally misunderstood concept!!
it doesnt affect u in this life, it effects u in ur next life!!
its a hindu concept of how ones deed affects the person in their next life!! so if ur a bad person, u will suffer in ur next life, but if ur a good person, u will be rewarded in ur next life!
notice it says life!!
the hindu religion believes that we are born like 9 times!! and everytime we are born, we become a different animal!!
to become a man, in ur last life u should have done very good deeds.
so the punishment for bad deeds could be that u become another animal!!
its a complex concept
everyone here says "karma is a bitch" or similar dont have a clue as to wat the heck karma is!!

  junaho  |  0

How the hell is that karma? Maybe for the dog, because he stole the cheddar. But why should the dog suffer just because she's randomly saying that she hopes it dies? That's not how karma works.

  Koalafrau_fml  |  0

I wish you to become a millionaire. ..
Did it work? No? I failed to make you richer by only wishing it...

So how can the OP have made a dog die by talking??? Does cheese give such a bad breath?

I think the dog died from choking on a cheese chunk it had stolen. Ill got, ill spent.
If speech were so powerful, many dog owners I pass by would have received their dogs' freshly pooped-on-the-pavement-and-not-picked-up shits in their faces.